Be Mine - nct 00 liners [✓]

26 : Welcome to the NCTceous Period

• Park Jiyeong •

"You did not just say that..." Jeno mumbled loud enough for Jaemin to hear.

"Oh, whoops, it slipped out of my mouth." Jaemin shrugged. I chuckled as I placed my books in my locker.

"What's first?" I asked.

"History."

"Ooh, unlucky you." Yangyang hummed as he closed his locker. "I always fall asleep during History."

"History... Isn't that bad..." I murmured. "Well, okay. It is bad when the topic's Primordial Men."

"Let's get to class?" Renjun asked, locking his locker.

"Yeah. I wanna doze off as soon as possible." Jaemin stood up and streched his arms. "Nono, be my seatmate."

"Well, I have no other choice, do I?" Jeno rolled his eyes playfully.

"I'll sit in front of you to cover you up." I announced.

"That would be really helpful. Thanks a lot!" Jaemin smiled, wrapping an arm around my shoulder before sipping on his coffee which was as black as the souls of the dead.

I heard Gyuri named it Namericano...

Damn, I wonder what goes on in her brain...?

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"The Tyranosaurus Rex blablablablablabla..."

I sighed before turning around to look at my friends. Shotaro was beside me, playing his phone underneath the desk. Jeno was taking notes, but from what I saw earlier, he occasionally doodled on his notebook instead when the teacher goes off-topic.

Jaemin, well... We all know he's catching Z's...

I shook my head before looking down and continued to draw random squiggles on my notebook.

• Author •

(WARNING : Very crack content ahead. Read with caution.)

Today we take a look at the people who lived during the NCTceous period.

They all seem to be doing well.

Here we find the Rensognathus enjoying the warm sun.

The Rensognathus was enjoying hinself, when he saw his prey pass by.

The Hyuckguanadon.

"It's hunting time!" The Rensognathus thought to himself as he licked his lips. With his little but quick legs, he dashed towards the Hyuckhuanadon and tackled him to the ground.

"Prepare to be eaten!"

"No, YOU prepare to be eaten!"

Oh, how kinky.

I-I mean, Oh dear. A fight has broken out over food.

But never fear. The boss of the herd happened to be passing by, and when he saw the fight, he was quick to come and mediate the dispute.

A job well done, a job well done.

Hail the Nachainia.

It is all part of the food chain, but why is the boss always trying to keep everything peaceful, you ask?

Well, firstly, it's because the Nachainia is a bystander who doesn't like fighting.

Secondly, he wishes to create a peaceful place for his fellow herd. Especially for his two most beloved herd members.