Freddie: Hello there faithful viewers, sorry for not updating any earlier but it's currently nightfall. I'm not bothered to check the time but I do know it's nightfall! Today I have a very exclusive interview with the man himself Georgie, he came back a few days before valentine's day with Josh and well I'll let him explain the rest.
Georgie: And to those people who thought we eloped or something along the lines of that, I am very ashamed of you! But Josh did take your lube Freddie.
Freddie: I'm not even going to ask how you know...
Georgie: O.o We used it to rub against a ring that he stuck against his thingy...
Freddie: Once again, not asking. But you better tell the viewers what your lame excuse is!
Georgie: Fine... We went to visit one of Josh's pen pals who live in Edinburgh, I mean I wanted to go and try catch the accent but failed...
Freddie: What did your parents say to this?
Georgie: I'm grounded.
Freddie: Explain why you're here, in my house, in my room, in my pjs and in my boxers.
Georgie: Sleep over!
Freddie: The truth would be nice...
Georgie: Fine, I didn't feel like staying home so I'm crashing here!
Freddie: You're so lucky that my mum doesn't mind having people over!
Georgie: Awww Freddie I'm soooooooo sorry for leaving you without any notice! I wuv you sooooo much! In a non homosexual way 'cause then Josh might get jealous and punch your nose again!
Freddie: Stop making such cruel cracks...
Georgie: Yeah well, you still had Tom, Colin and Rian with you right?
Freddie: Tom is nowhere to be seen, tried calling his number but I think he changed it or something and fucken Rian and Colin were on some art camp! I was stuck with Trevor!
Georgie: Oh man... I feel for you man, did you feel you up in anyway?
Freddie: I will tell you later... But GOD! I have been scarred for life... Once more!
Georgie: His okay, I liked it when he was shy though, more easier to control.
Freddie: Dirty thoughts!
Georgie: Oh yeah like he'll fall to his knees when I give him a hand job.
Freddie: So were there any red heads in Scotland?
Georgie: Stereotypes dude, one flirted with me.
Freddie: She cute?
Georgie: He not she, but he was once a she
Freddie: Oh? That's interesting. What I have an idea! Let's call Josh to join us!
Georgie: WHAT?!
Freddie: Ooh! Have something to hide from us Georgie?
Georgie: What? Heh no way!
Freddie: Liar!
*Dialing number... Ringing... Picks up!*
Josh: 'Ello?
Freddie: Hello Joshua! We are calling you to join us in for our hijack!
Josh:Alright cool.
Freddie: So is there anything that you should tell us while you were in Scotland?
Josh: Yes well Georgie and I had mind blowing sex, I think his a masochist since he likes it when I spank him, damn he gives the best blowjobs!
Georgie: @#$#%&%$^*&)(_*&$$#$$%%^&^*&*(&*#$@!!#%$^%&^*&((&%^K<<>?:P:"><!!!!????
Freddie: What a colourful vocab you have...
Josh: Just joking but he let me give him a handjob!
Freddie: Seriously?
Georgie:...
Josh: Yeah, it was my first time giving it to someone, cum taste nice... Well Georgie's one does.
Freddie: Is his penis small?
Josh: Well its long but thin, about 2 cm thick and 8 cm long and really soft.
Georgie: Just to clarify, I guess I've jumped out of Narnia to enjoy the best of both worlds!
Josh: Say what?
Freddie: His out of the closest and his now bisexual.
Josh: HAHAHAHAHA I have to remember that!
Freddie: No need, it's going onto the internet!
Georgie: I will never be seen the same way again!
Freddie: Narcissistic much?
Josh: How big is your penis Freddie?
Freddie: Why? Are we comparing dicks now like how chicks compare their boobs?
Josh: Hell yeah! Georgie's the smallest one I know in our 10 and 11 grade.
Freddie: YOU'VE ASKED OTHER PEOPLE?!
Josh: Well yeah, currently Trevor's one is the biggest at 5 cm thick and 8.7cm long.
Freddie: He might kill you for disclosing such information on the net.
Josh: He won't care, he'll probably show off!
Georgie: My ego has been wounded...
Freddie: I'm 3.5cm think and 7 cm long if you must know...
Josh: OMG! REALLY?! That's like right after me so you're 27th currently
Freddie:... The End!
