Freddie: Welcome to the second installation of Freddie and Georgie's successful hijack! And right now Georgie, Tom, Rian, Colin and I are in the library just catching up on some English work we skipped.
Georgie: You know the only goddamn reason I am here is because Tommy boy here had to leave his wattpad account out! He knows practically everything tempts me!
Freddie: You say that like everything turns you on...
Georgie: It would if it had a picture of a hott chick on it ;)
Freddie: Anyways... This installment is dedicated to xLianx 'cause Tom and I are really really really sorry about pissing you off! Will you please forgive us?
Georgie: You and Tom clearly do not know the way to a woman's heart. It is really delicate!
Freddie: I will never listen to your advice. Wasn't it just last night that one of your ex's saw you flirty with her older sister and slapped you?
Georgie: In my defense, I did not know they were related! I mean technically it was her older step sister! Also she broke it off...
Freddie: Didn't she break it off because she saw your 'special' magazines?
Georgie: Not my fault she's a real strict catholic! Her mother really did scare me... Said something about black magic and the devil...
Freddie: Gee I wonder why...
On the talk of girls, please comment below on how you ladies prefer to be 'flirted' with, we'd like to hear some advice from our audience.
Georgie: Correction, I think that only you would be curious. I know what to do.
Tom: That wasn't what Clair said...
Georgie: This is not your hijack so get out!
Freddie: No no, Tom please explain this very interesting story.
Tom: Sure well, she said that she didn't appreciate it when Georgie told her all those inappropriate jokes...
Georgie: But Freddie told me that worked...
Tom: He lied, he tried it and it failed that it got me into trouble as well -_-
Freddie: Georgie you are truly an idiot if you believed me.
Georgie: Freddie you piss me off
Tom: I don't see any pee here and I think we should hush it up a bit cause the librarian is staring at us all weird and I don't want to be kicked out of the library again.
Freddie: And whose fault is that?
Georgie: It us not my fault if Rian gave me a purple nurple!
Rian: I only did that because you wouldn't shut up about jenna's hot bod.
Tom: Wasn't it Anna?
Georgie: I think it was Talulah...
Freddie: For those who don't know what a purple nurple is, it's when someone twists your nipple until it turns purple.
Tom: You two just continue with this, I won't be able to do this at home. Clair's bringing someone over and well yeah...
Freddie: Burn Georgie! Feel the sting of rejection!
Tom: Just because I said someone doesn't mean I mean a guy, she's bringing a girl friend home and I swear to god they laugh like hyenas!
Georgie: Shut up Tom.
Freddie: OI Colin say something!
Colin: Georgie you better stay the fuck away from my sister.
Rian: Ditto
Georgie: I'm not a man whore
Freddie: Georgie, admitting it is the first step the second is losing the magazines.
Georgie: If I'm a man whore then you Freddie are a very awkward person. For god's sake you said the line, sex is not the answer it is the question, the answer is yes to a girl.
Freddie: Well I can't help it if I'm not a man whore like you!
Georgie: Watch more Friends, I learnt my moves from Joey.
Freddie: Dickward, this is the end of today's hijack because I really want to eat my noodles now so peace out!
Georgie: Freddie is 'el lame-o!
