Freddie: Greetings viewers and welcome to another installment of the Georgie and Freddie hijack. Once again Georgie and Josh are with me but Josh is currently puking his guts out in my toilet. The smell is actually getting pretty strong, what the hell did you two do last night?
Georgie: Just a recap, in the last hijack I offered to be josh's wingman and we went to be club. You're probably thinking right now, oh but aren't you guys too young to be going to clubs? The answer is yes but we have these things called fake I.D.s. We went to this well known gay club, not saying it's name just in case you figure out where we live, I already have an experience with alcohol so I'm use to the hangover and the bitter taste, I actually like it but Josh was the newbie that night. I think I had like 11 shots while Josh had 3 and we both shared a screaming orgasm.
Freddie: But I thought you guys were just friends...?
Georgie: You wanker! A screaming orgasm is a drink, Josh thought it was pretty shit but I like them.
Freddie: Also where did you get the fake I.D. ?
Georgie: Top secret mate, never know if the cops read this stuff.
Freddie: Hey did anyone hit on you?
Georgie: Did you just serious ask me that? Yes! This guy who looked twenty even asked if we wanted a threesome! But there were a lot of guys going after Josh, he got quite a few numbers.
Freddie: What is your secret to staying sober after 11 shots? I mean you were the one taking Josh here!
Georgie: Practice my friend, evensince I was four my aunt who I used to stay with a lot would let me have a cup of wine a day. Ahh good times!
Freddie: No wonder you're so dopey at school.
Georgie: Did you just call me a dwarf?
Freddie: You mean like as in snow white?
Georgie: Don't worry Freddie. Hey have you talked to Tom yet? I have a feeling that our group is going to split in half again.
Freddie: No I haven't but Clair called me cause she says Tom's been moody lately and asked if anything was up at school.
Georgie: Did you tell her...?
Freddie: Yeah I told her everything and she just laughed, she said it was a stupid thing to fight about and said that what Josh said was true and that she's pretty happy that Tom cared about her.
Georgie: Wow I think we should tell Josh.
Josh: I'm just finished puking out that shit you like and what did you want to tell me?
Freddie: Try treading slowly, the floor boards squeak easily and it's like 3am! My parents happen to be sleeping!
Josh: Calm down Freddie. Ack that screaming orgasm tasted like shit, why the he'll are you so obsessed with it?
Georgie: I like it bitter or salty. You could have had that flavored vodka thingy that the bartender suggested!
Josh: Well I thought it was going to be sweet since it was called a screaming orgasm!
Freddie: When in turning twenty I am not going drinking with you guys, I'm just going to stay home and drink west coast.
Georgie: That's for pussys! It only has a bit of white wine and fruit flavoring! It first even make you drunk, only high.
Freddie: Lian said that it tasted nice! Besides she's only 13 what the hell is she suppose to consume!? She also likes that flavored vodka thingy.
Georgie: Ah ha! Told you Josh, flavored vodka is for newbies, leave the shots for me!
Freddie: How much did last night cost?
Georgie: Not sure, I put it on a tab for my dad. I was out of money eversince I bought my iPhone.
Josh: You know, Freddie you should have come with us! It was really fun!
Freddie: Sorry but I'd like my liver to be alive and not dead. The way Georgie's going with it, his is probably on the brink of death!
Georgie: Sorry mum! Josh how many numbers did you get?
Josh: I think around 6 numbers from these guys who just graduated from high school. Did you get any?
Georgie: Got two and one of them was from you.
Freddie: Hahahahaha! Lawl!
Josh: You know one of the guys thought it was pretty sexy that I carry a knife around?
Freddie: WHAT IS IT WITH THE KNIFE?!
Josh: Told you already, self protection.
Freddie: I that's it, then I need a taser!
Georgie: Calm down you guys, I'm a bit hungry, I'm going to grab some food from the kitchen alright?
Freddie: Sure sure, why not? Just crash over my place!
Josh: Your parents aren't that strict that's why we crashes here. We were thinking about Rian but his sister kinda scares me. She kinda reminds me of a suicidal Alice, the one who went to wonderland it something...
Freddie: She's 13, besides you've got a knife haven't you?
Josh: Just because I have a knife doesn't mean I will just attack anyone! I will never harm someone of tha opposite gender!
Freddie: Good to know you still have some class with you, and with that class won't you put on a shirt!?
Josh: Heh, can I borrow a shirt? Mines got shit on it and I don't want to wear it.
Georgie: Hey guys I got some chips and- OH MY GOD JOSH IS THAT A HICKEY!?
Freddie: Oh look at that. Is that lipstick?
Josh: I think it was from that guy who dressed up as a drag.
Georgie: I think you need a shower and so do I!
Josh: Wanna take one together?
Freddie: Not under this roof!
Josh: You sound like my dad
Georgie: You sound like you're 5 not 15.
Josh: If I was five then would I do this?
Freddie: Ladies and Gents it seems as though Josh is giving Georgie some hickeys and Georgie is- actually I won't say just for your sake. Am shutting eyes now.
Georgie: If you were a girl I would shit- I would do a lot of things!
Josh: Why thank you kind sir!
Freddie: Its like you're courting Josh, Georgie!
Georgie: I guess you could say we're friends with a bit of benefits.
Josh: Or bromance gone on another level.
Freddie: I can't believe I'm saying this but you need a girlfriend Georgie and Josh you need a boyfriend.
Georgie: I kinda figured when I got dumped two weeks ago.
Josh: And I figured it out when I started to have wet dreams!
Freddie: The End, I don't wish to damage our viewers' eyes.
Georgie: Bye!
