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mike and shrek were officially dating, when shrek posted the video "NEW PARTNER???? *NO MORE PEPPA? WHAT HAPPENED??? MUST WATCH!!!" , which got a massive amount of 10 views. he was still mad at ed sheeran so shrek shapeshifted into a seagull and flew to france, where ed was staying. shrek had an evil plan: he was to contacy my g hawk moth and brutally murder ed sheeran. but when he tried doing that, shrek noticed that ed was in a maid costume eating little moons whilst making an aesthetic tiktok with an alt filter. shrek was fuming: he had ENOUGH!!!!!
"hawky, we must karate chop him into pieces."
"i disagree shrek," he said, then grabbed a baguette out of no where, "lets do it the francais way."
shrek was confused, but then he noticed that hawk was next to ed sheeran, and whacked him with the francais baguette. next minute, ed was on the ground, which meant that he would never meet his proper galway girl.

when shrek flew back to Antarctica, he and mike hooked up. suddenly, thanos came and killed mike. two deaths in this chapter. kinda dark tbh.

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