Earlier today I practically died and like the chicken god didn't save me. What on Earth,scratch that,where on Earth is that cray cray chicken?!?!? So, I was just chillin watching meh some bad girls club and here walks in this crazy albino monkey."I WANT CHICKEN STRIPS!!!" yelled the monkey."AIN'T NOBODY WANT CHO CHICKEN STRIIIPPPPSSS!"I said.
I didn't know what his problem was but I don't that Shiz cuz imma vegetarian."IMMA BEAT CHO ARSE!!"screams the albino monkey.The monkey was chasing me around the room and then the booty queen came.I thought the chicken god sent her here but it turns out,she wanted to kill my arse.She squeezed me in between her powerful booty cheeks and I died.Then,I showed up in heaven and saw.........JESUS,he didn't want me cuz he was busy so he just said "YEET!" and flicked me back to Earth.When I landed I stepped on a Lego got cancer and died for real.
~hannah<3
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15 ways to die
Short StoryHere's fifteen ways to die a short story about well,dying~peace
