A Kim Kardashian Crab?!!!

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I woke up Kim Kardashian's face on a crab?! Yes!! She some how unattached her head and put in on a Gigantic Crab! "Come here my darling!" Screamed Kim! I always knew she was half crab! I tried to run away, but realized I was tied up! Kim grabbed me and slowly started eating me alive! She tore out my internal organs and then told me my butt was juicy!! I though she was married to Kayne! I screamed in terror as she ate my butt!!! I crawled away and saw a huge 7up bottle! I climbed into it and flew away when.. I SAW CHICKEN GOD! He brought me to.. The Buttcheeks?!? I then got aten again by the Buttcheeks and saw Kim Kardashian Crab in Hell! She said "I WILL GET YOUR BUTTCHEEKS!! >:("
The End <3

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