Todoroki Family Camping (crack story)

wait what

It was a normal day in the todoroki household into..

Endeavor: Everybody I have a annoncement.

Nastuo: nobody wants to hear it 😀

Endeavor: We are going camping. Since we are family we need to spend more time together.

Fuyumi: Okay, who's going?

Endeavor: Everybody.

Shoto: I don't wanna come

Rei: Me too.

Nastuo: Count me three.

Fuyumi: Make that four.

Endeavor: Stop joking. I'm serious, everybody is coming. If they like it or not.

*Fuyumi, Nastuo, Rei, and Shoto sighs*

Endeavor: Don't look at me like that. It will be fun.

Shoto: here we go again.

Endeavor: Also, Touya is coming too.

Rei: Are you sure about that? doesn't he say no about almost every family event we have to do?

Shoto: you mean 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤.

Endeavor: He has to come. No choice.

Nastuo: who's gonna break the news to him.

Shoto: I will I guess.

              private dm between Shoto and Dabi.

Shoto: Hello

                                     Touya: how the fuck did you get my number?

Shoto: You had the same number since, like ever 👁️👄👁️

                                   Touya: whatever, anyways what is it.

Shoto: dad wants you to attend something with the family.

                                  Touya: tf? what is it?

Shoto: we have to go camping apparently.

                    *Touya has blocked Shoto*

                   Back to irl

Shoto: He blocked me.

Fuyumi: did you tell him?

Shoto: Yeah.

Nastuo: If we have to spend our precious freetime doing this. Then he's gonna suffer too :).

Fuyumi: I-

Fuyumi: So what are we gonna do?

Shoto: Well I remember his apartment address. So I can just maybe bust the door down or something.

Natsuo: isn't that like vandalism?

Shoto: yeah

Fuyumi: isn't that like illegal?

Shoto: yeah

Nastuo: I'm in.

Fuyumi: I'm scared for my siblings

At Dabi's Apartment:

Dabi: HAWKS CAN WE PLEASE STOP REWINDING THE KFC COMMERCIAL ON THE TV ITS JUST GETTING ANNOYING NOW

Hawks: You won't let me get kfc, so I had no choice but to rewind the commerical.

Dabi: I'm tired of dreaming about kfc. Please turn the fucking  commerical off before I go apeshit.

Hawks: I wanna dream about kfc tho.

Dabi: THATS IT-

*knock knock* a loud sound comes from Dabi's front door.

Dabi: who the fuck is even at the door right now.

*Dabi opens the door*

Dabi: Get lost

Nastuo: that's no way to talk to your favorite sibling.

Dabi: Who said you were my favorite sibling? Did somebody lie to you?

Shoto: I-

Natsuo: THE FAMILY IS GOING CAMPING AND EVERYBODY HAS TO COME

Dabi: Hey siri what's no in spanish

Shoto: Come or I will not resist to throw your phone across the hallway.

Dabi: I hate you.

Shoto: Love you too brother.

Hawks: what was that about?

Dabi: I have to go camping for some dumb family event or something.

Hawks: ooo! can I come?

Dabi: No

Hawks: why not

Dabi: Because No

Hawks: I'm coming anyways

Dabi: You gotta be kidding

Hawks: Anyways um we kinda have to tell them we are now DATING apperently. And there's like two things that are gonna happen.

Dabi:

1. I don't know
2. I don't care

Hawks: well geez! sorry

Dabi: Birdbrain.

  Again sorry for a short ass chapter.

Word Count: 536