it was a rainy day. i was enjoying my starbucks in barnes&noble because that's my favorite thing to do. i loved book stores so much, they felt like home. this information may seem irrelevant to the story now, but i promise you'll understand why i'm telling you later on in the story. as i skim the book and decide i'm not interested, i stand and begin to walk back to the shelves and put the book back when suddenly i bump into your mom!
"i'm so sorry oh my goodness i didn't see you there! here, let me help you clean that up", she says. "oh no it's fine really!" i reply, scrambling back to my feet to go look for paper towels or napkins or ANYTHING to clean up the coffee that was spilled. when i turned around i finally noticed how beautiful she was. her eyes were mesmerizing, some might even say hypnotic. "i'm y/m/n" she says. "it's nice to meet you y/m/n, i'm Kori", i reply, reaching my hand out for her to shake. as we shake hands, my mind begins to wander...
i wonder how tight her hole is
she's so beautiful
i wonder if she's single
she's looks like such a MILF
NO! snap out of it Kori!i'm quickly snapped back to reality, though, when your mom finally speaks up. "it was nice meeting you Kori, we should go out sometime. i could get you a coffee or something, on me since... well you know...", she says, gesturing to the puddle of spilled coffee on the ground. i had almost forgotten about that. "that sounds nice, here, let me grab a piece of paper so i can give you my number." i reply.
after cleaning up the coffee and giving your mom my number, i quickly say goodbye and begin to walk out the door. once i get to my car, i turn on my favorite song, Fireside, by Arctic Monkeys.
"has it gone for good? or is it coming back around?" i song along as the song plays, at maximum volume in my car.
suddenly i get a call from a number i didn't recognize. assuming it was a bot or telemarketer, i decline and go back to singing.
when i finally get to my apartment, i notice a voicemail. picking up my phone, i listen to it. and to my surprise, it was your mom.