My Alpha Roommate [SAMPLE]

Chapter 7 - Hangovers, Strip Tease, and Sweetcheeks

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You know the feeling when your annoying little cousin you didn't even know existed, continuously irritates you so fucking much that you just wanna light them up on fire and smile in satisfaction as they burn alive, or, you want to bash their head to the floor and kill them?

That's the exact I am feeling right now as Scarlet continue to freaking jump on my bed, banging pots and pan together, the curtains opened, direct fucking sunlight onto my face as my head pounded and I felt like literal shit as if death ran me over. How the fuck is she not hungover?

"Fucking go away" I grumped and hid my face into the pillow wanting to die. Pinching up my eyes, I looked up at her trying to focus, and saw her fucking jumping like crazy, I kicked her leg making her fall and she screamed as she kissed the ground and I smiled satisfied, and sighed in relief hugging the pillow to my chest at the temporary peacefulness. I heard her huff and she got up stomping her way to the bathroom. Good, gives me more time to get my much needed beauty sleep.

After what felt like seconds, the door opened making me frown. How was she done so soo-

FUCKING HELL!

Gasping I shot up from the bed as I coughed and took deep breathes, wiping the water from my face as I was fucking drenched thanks to Scarlet- who was now fucking rolling on the floor laughing as the now empty bucket lay beside her uselessly. I clenched my jaw and my fists, and calmly gathered my wet hair in a bun and took off the blanket throwing it on the ground, I was still in my clothes from last night and felt extremely sticky and sweaty. My clothes were still heavily drenched making me smirk.

Scarlet frowned in confusion as she sat on the ground looking at me warily, "Are you o-" And without any warning I pounced on her like a tiger pounces on his prey and tackled her onto the ground as she let out a scream and tried to push me off her.

"Ewww, Riley get off of me! You nasty sweaty hoe" Scarlet shouted at me and I laughed at her as I just hugged her tighter making her wet. Lol.

"Aww don't you wuv me Scarly" I pouted and asked her in a fake baby voice and at last let her go while she scowled at me, me poking my tongue at her in return.

"And you didn't tell me, you had such a fucking gorgeous dude as your roommate" She asked me crossing her arms and raising her perfectly filled brows and I shrugged in return.

"Wasn't thought it was nece- wait a minute, why the fuck are you not hungover right now?" I asked her with a pissed off look while she smiled widely and twirled around the room.

"I must have done something extremely good in my last life that God blessed me with such an honor, I don't get hungover" My jaw dropped as she smirked and looked at her nails.

This isn't fucking fair, God? What type of partiality is this?

Pinching my brows as my headache increased I sighed and stood up making my way to my bathroom, "I want my room clean when I return and get me some tylenol while you're at it, please" I asked her with a sweet smile and she looked at me with a blank face then sighed and nodded.

My muscles instantly relaxed as I stood under the cold water, and ran my hand through my hair, and rolled my shoulders and neck. Fuck, I was so tense. Washing away all the sweat and stickiness, I wished I could just live her forever. It'd be so cool if I had some superpowers or something like a witch. I could just strangle someone with the snap of my fingers. And do some magic and make my body to never grow unwanted hair ever again, or the best, make all my pots and pans do the work themselves and make food just by moving around my fingers. Ah, man it's be sooo sick!