Wade(deadpool):time to make the chimmey fucking changas bridge
Me:BRIDGETTE DAD
Wade:well I like bridge
Me:whatever
Wade:I take these guys you take those guys
Me:but those guys look fun to kill
Wade: I know that's why I'm killing them
Me:daddy pleeeeeaaaassseee
Wade:maximum effort
I slide under/in between 4 guys legs cutting their ankles and head shot them all
I jumped on top of a car and jumped on a guy with his legs in between my thighs and put two knives in his head making me do a back flip and start to run after a motorcyclist and shoot the other guy getting on his used to be motorcycle and ride behind the motorcyclist and shoot him in his leg and shoulder and kinda throw the motorcycle into the crowd of men
(Instead of getting on top of it she does a backflip)