Erma and connor are running away from a giant monster
Erma: the door i jammed connor do you mind helping
Connor *makes angry noise at erma*
Erma: ay wooh are you feeling alright today buddy cause you know i-
Connor: what ya you kinda forgot my birthday again so my panties are in a bunch
Erma: ha ha oh well i didn't forget
Erma: i just don't care
Connor: you black and white son of a bitch
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Erma and friends weird stories for weird readers
Non-Fictionyou like weird storys then boy i have the perfect book for you
