*Connor hanging out with erma*
Connor: you know what i realized i have not done anything bad in my life didn't steal money from my parents never, tagged a wall, never searched up anything that im not supposed to look at i guess the only thing bad I've done is trespass on abandon property with you and that's it
Erma: awwww my buck tooth love has never sinned in his life how cute❤
Connor: h-hey come on erma maybe im not at that point of my life yet to do something bad or maybe i will...never...do anything bad and i will just come out as boring
Erma kisses connor on the cheek
Erma: don't worry ill still love you if you turn out boring and remember if you don't sin a little bit Jesus died for nothing
Connor blushing
Connor: thanks erma i appreciate that and you're right if i don't sin a little bit Jesus died for nothing
Erma: there you go connor now come on i know where a abandon mall is at so we can tag stuff together
Connor: ok lets go
Remember kids if you don't sin a little bit Jesus died for nothing
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