Y/N and her husband Michael are going to her mothers house for dinner with the kids(pr:7, pa:6 b:2. Y/N's family is crazy so she tried to talk him out of it. Here is how it went...:
Michael: We are going and that is that
Y/N: Michael! Put me out of my misery and lets go to your mother's house for dinner!
Michael: No.
Paris: Are we gonna see cousin coco? (Courtney age:16)
Y/N: Yes sugarplum.
Paris: And Ryry(Ryan age: 10) (girl)
Michael: Yes babygirl.
Paris: Yay!*from upstairs) Blanket! Prince! Were gonna see coco and Ryry!
Blanket&Prince: Yay!
*during the dinner*
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Y/M/N: Liam!
*Y/N is laughing her butt off
Y/M/N: Y/N!
Y/N: Sorry! Michael, lossen up a bit. Why do you look so uncomfortable?
Michael: That's cuz I am
Y/D/N: PASS. THE. SALT.
Lala(Layla age: 21): k dad.
Y/D/N: Thank you LAYLA.
Y/N: Daddy's girl
Lala: Mommy's girl
Y/N: Spoiled brat!
Lala: Pamperd poddle!
Y/N: Sick, twisted, no hairline, mustache girl, can't get a guy to save her life, Pervert!
Lala: Oh you did not.
Y/N: Yes I did! What are you gon' do Miss thing?
*arguing*
Michael: Gurls stop!
Lala&Y/N: Shut up Michael!
*Michael is shocked*
Y/M/N: Girls don't try me today...
Lala&Y/N: Sorry mother.
Y/M/N: You better be. Say sorry to the family.
Lala&Y/N: Sorry fam.
Just then...
(Some more kids)
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Michael: Y/N... Please stop. I am begging to stop...
Uncle August: Y/N I have met my kids...
Y/N: Ok. Whatever.
Uncle August: I have!
Y/N: And I didn't say you haven't...
Michael: I-I think-
Y/N: I sorry are you correcting me?
Michael: No it's just-
Y/N: I'm sorry are you correcting me?
Michael: Nooo!
Y/N: Because I was just making an asupstion.
Before Michael could say anything, Blanket tottled over to him and put his hand on Michael's mouth.
Blanket: Ah you cuay cuay? Do you wanna die? Honestwy do you wanna get killed?
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Prince & Michael are laughing so hard
Michael: She is not wrong
Lala points to Michael
Uncle Shawn: they are!
Every one bursts out laughing.
Michael: Oh really? *Giggles*
(At the backyard)
Michael hears rapping and goes to see what it is. Y/N was rapping one of her favorite songs 'switch' By will smith (one of the authors favorite songs!😋😋😍💋💋)
Y/N: igot a question i need to asksomebody Whyis it that when yall see meattheparty You be lookin' like 'Oooheamovie star he ain't supposed to be out on the floor with everybody Butoh, wait, woah yall forgettin' When i was amateur spittin' Before the scriptswerewritten First one in, last one outthe club Bursting in, passing out in the club Back at it, this cat is the wit and the charm Taking you higher like a syringe hittin ya arm Bringing the fire, making you Benz ring the alarm Let me see you clap, spin baby come on Switch!...
Michael: Y/N?
Y/N: Heyyyyy Michael.
Michael: that was so good!
Y/N thanks Michael.
(Leaving)
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