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Paris: I WANT DADDY!!!!

Y/N: Paris! He's spending time with Blanket and Prince. Wait your turn.

Paris: Why!?! I want daddy! Why is boys the favorite!?!

Y/N: He loves all of you!

Paris: Not as much as Blanket and Prince.

(With Michael)

Blanket: I WANT MAMA!!!

Michael: But-

Prince: MOMMY.

Blanket: M. A. M. A. (Runs out)

Michael: So...

Prince:  Why can't we all do something! Cuz, I don't mean to be a prick but this isn't working.

Michael: I know that Katline Obvious. *jokes*

Prince: Scuse me?

Michael: I said ' thank you Katline Obvious'

Prince: I think the term is Captain obvious, Danny.

Michael" It's not Katline?

Prince: Answer me this: Who would Katline be, Danny?!

Michael: I don't know

Prince: you know everyone within 5,000,000 miles from here, Danny.

Michael: Danny? Why are you calling me that?

Prince: You know Danny from full house... (runs away)

Michael: Prince Michael Joseph Jackson get over here!

(Later with Y/N and Michael)

Y/N: I just feel like I can't click with Paris. I'm a bad mother.

Michael: Your not a bad Mother. Me on the other hand...

Y/N: Well you are a bad mother.

Michael: What do you mean?

Y/N: Your not a girl! Your a very good father.

Michael: *Chuckles* No. I can't even connect with Blanket OR Prince. You know what Prince called me?

Y/N: What?

Michael: He called me a Danny-

Y/N: Tanner?

Michael: How did you know?

Y/N Well..

Michael: *Chuckles*

Y/N: It's true!

(Meanwhile Paris, Prince, and blanket heard)

Paris: I'm sowy momma and Danny.

Michael: it's fine. Why is everyone calling me that!?!

Bigi: im sowy dada.

Michael: It's fine, blanket.

Prince: I am sorry daddy.

Michael: It's fine, Bubba. Let's watch Peter Pan!

All: Yeah!

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