"Jim Core?" I said, flabbergasted.
"Yo yo yo!" He replied. "Jim.core12 in da house!"
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to give you this." He casually handed me a 10-ton diamond and steel box. I fell to the ground with it, before stumbling back up to my feet and opening it. Inside was a single can of the one and only Bloxy Cola. I held up the can, a tear falling from my eye.
"Thank you," I said, my voice shaky. I opened the can and took a long sip of the delicious bloxy cola. "sluuurp... h"
Jim core nodded slowly before backing away into the darkness of the apartment hallway.
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Fanfictionedit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction stor...