𝕰𝖝𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝕬𝖗𝖊𝖓'𝖙 𝕬𝖑𝖜𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝕬 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌| Hange. Z

Chapter 3: Oliver's Baseball Game

A/n: Yall feeling a Leorio x Fem!Reader or a Hisoka x Fem!Reader?

Y/n's POV

We had just arrived for Oliver's baseball game. His coach Moblit had come to greet us

"MOBLIT!" Hange yells as he tackles Moblit

Who also happens to be Hange's best friend

Moblit falls onto the ground with Hange on top of him

"Hange! How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?!" Moblit exclaims as he pushes Hange off. I walk over and help Moblit off

"I'm sorry about him" I say as Moblit laughs

"He never changes" He says sighing. Clementine, Violet and Ivy all jump onto Hange. Hange yells at the sudden weight of the 3 kids

"Y/n... help me..." He says as he sticks his hand out clawing at the ground. I laugh

"Alright you three, off your father" I say. They all whine as they get up. I help up Hange as Moblit laughs.

"This is why I love you dear" Hange says as he squeezes you to death. I then noticed Ivy was missing

"Clementine, Violet. Where is your sister?!" I ask

"She said a these two nice men wanted to get her some candy" Violet says

"AND YOU LET HER GO WITH THEM?!" I yell

"Yeah" Clementine says. My soul left my body.

"MOMMY!" I hear Violet yell. I turn and run towards the noise. I see two men behind Violet. I didn't process what they looked like as I was in protective mom mode. I tackled them both.

"GAH!" They both yell

"Mommy what are you doing?" Ivy asks

"Y/n I'd appreciate it if you would get off of me" Armin mutters. I then realized the nice men were Eren and Armin. I nervously laugh as I get off of them

"Oops, I thought you were trying to kidnap my child" I say laughing

"Jeez I may need to get back surgery" Eren mutters

"OH MY BABY!" Hange yells as he picks up Ivy.

"You brought him too" Eren mutters with a slight scowl

"Of course I brought my husband" I say

"Great..." He mutters. Armin lightly punches Eren

"Don't be rude" Armin says

"Hey look the game is starting!" Clementine says. We all take our seats.

~Time Skip~

"Mommy, can I have popcorn?" Ivy asks. I look at Hange and he nods

"Yeah sure" I say as I stand up and hold up my hand out for her. She grabs it

"Do you guys want anything?" I ask

"I'm fine" Eren says

"I'm fine as well" Armin says

"Get me some candy" Hange says

"I want popcorn too" Clementine and Violet say. I nod and me and Ivy walk to the concessions.

"Hey there cutie, what can I get ya?" R/G(Random Guy) says. I completely miss his flirting hint

"Can I get 3 popcorns, a sour candy and 5 waters?" I ask as I pull out my wallet

"Of course, anything for a lady as beautiful as yourself" He says. I nod once more thinking he's just being friendly

"Thank you" I say as I grab the money out of my wallet. He walks away and comes back with everything I ordered. I smile and hand him the money. He grabs my hand with both of his.

"My, your hands are soft" He says with a creepy smile. I yank my hand away and grab the food. I put the items in my bag and I grab Ivy's hand. I walk back to everyone else slightly creeped out and annoyed. Hange immediately picked up on my vibes and stared at me concerned as I sat down. I handed the girls their popcorn and then their water. I handed Hange his water and I opened my own. Hange then grabbed my hand and intertwined our fingers as he laid his head in my lap. I used my other hand and began playing with his hair

"What's wrong darling?" He asks as the game continues

"The guy at the concessions was a total creep" I say. Hange's eyes widened

"What did he do?" He asked

"At first I thought he was being friendly, called me a cutie and beautiful, but then when I went to give him the money. He grabbed my hand and told me they were soft" I say. Hange sat up

"Actually, do they have pickles at the concession stand?" Hange asks

"Yeah they do" I say

"I'm gonna go grab one dear, be right back" He says with a hungry look on his face

"Oh ok, here's my wallet" I say handing him my wallet. He takes it and walks to the concession stand

Hange's POV

Stupid guy putting his hands on my wife.. ooh he wants to be turned into a rabbit doesn't he? I'll make him my house pet.. just like in that show.. what's it called? Oh! The Thundermans!

I walked up to the stand to see some guy

"Hey was a lady about this tall? Has (H/C Hair/Hijab) and has E/C just here?" I ask. He nods

"Oh yeah, she's a hottie" He says. My eye twitched in anger

"Oh really?" I ask laughing

"Oh yeah, I'd totally h-" He begins but I pulled out my rabbit-inator and turned him into a rabbit

"Learn your place you scum!" I yell as I grab the rabbit by his ears

"Putting hands on my wife... I should kill you... but she'd get mad, so instead you'll be my new pet... I'm gonna name you Carl" I say with a smirk. I grab a pickle and come back to the stans with Carl

"Honey, why do you have a rabbit?" Y/n asks.

"Oh I found it and thought the kids would like it" I say with a smile.

"That's so thoughtful but we need to make sure it's been vaccinated before I let my babies touch it" She says

"Anything for you" I say

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4/25/21

Started One Piece lol