In honor of Connie's Birthday😩
Y/n's POV
I was sitting on the couch when I heard the doorbell ring. It was pouring outside as I got up. I opened the door to see Connie carrying a baby inside of a car seat
"Oh Connie, what are you doing here?" I asked
"Well you see... my car broke down... and the rain is getting worse, me and JJ(😩) were wondering if you would let us stay here until the rain lets up" Connie says. I open the door wide
"Come on in" I say. He thanks me and walks in. JJ comes running in with a bunch of baby supplies
"You are a life saver" She says. I smile at her and close the door.
"Oh do you need me to get you anything? Water? Food?" I ask
"We're good for now, thank you though" She says.
"I SMELL STRANGERS!" Hange yells as he runs in
"Oh, it's just you guys. Maaaan, I wanted to try out my new invention" Hange whines
"So you can turn Levi into a dog again?" I ask.
"Wait! I wanna try! Shoot me!" Connie yells at Hange. Hange smiles crazily
"No!" Me and JJ both yell. They both look at us like we shot their dog
"Come on..." Hange pleads. I groan
"No" I say
"What they can't see, they don't know" Connie whispers to Hange. Hange grabs Connie's hand and sprints to his lab. I'm about to go after him when thunder shakes the house. The lightning must've knocked out the power as the lights went out. The kids screamed. Which caused Connie and Hange to scream like girls, which caused the baby to start crying.
"What happened to the tv?" I hear Clementine ask
"It seems the power is out" I say
"No! I was in the middle of Hunter x Hunter!" She exclaims
"Well the power should be on soon enough, why don't you guys come in here, oh and bring your father too" I say. A couple minutes later the kids and the two adults come in
"We were so close" Hange mutters
"We can sneak away, they won't notice" Connie mutters back
"Good idea" Hange mutters
"Neither of you are going anywhere" I say
"Maaaan" Hange whines
"Haha, you're not the boss of me!" Connie says
"You know who is though? Your daughter, who just so happens to be hungry. As her father you can feed her right?" JJ asks in a sickingly sweet tone.
"O-Of course I can" He says. JJ hands him the baby and the bottle. He begins feeding the baby
"Marriage is a trap" Connie mutters
"Honestly, I should have read the terms of service before clicking accept" Hange mutters
I'm gonna starve these two, I swear
"It's kind of dark, can we turn on a light?" Oliver asks. I look for a flashlight and find one. I turn it on so we can all see
"Mom, you have a very scary look on your face" Violet says. Hange jumps behind Connie
"Save me baldie!" He yells. Connie feeds the baby and looks at Hange shocked
"Um no! I'm not about to be collateral damage!" Connie says
"You're lucky JJ is so nice" Hange mutters
"Oh so I'm not nice?" I ask as my eye twitched
"Of- Of course you are. You're my sweet and amazing wife who is always nice to me" He says
"Ooh, um where is your restroom?" JJ asks. I point over in the direction of the bathroom. She pulls out her phone and turns on the flashlight. She then heads to the bathroom
"You think I have it easy?" Connie mutters to Hange
"Um yes" He mutters back
Are these two stupid? I'm literally right here
"One time I forgot to bring the baby with me and left her at home and I literally almost died" Connie says
"That happened to me too, it was a mistake, all parents make it" Hange says
"I was on the couch for a month" Connie says
"I was on it for two since it wasn't my first offence" Hange says
"In conclusion, women are scary" Connie says
"I second that" Hange says
"I may kill you both on the spot" I say. I hear footsteps
"I second that" JJ says
Let's just say two of the people in this room slept on the couch for a long time
(738 words)
5/2/21
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