Am I Seriously THE VILLAINESS!!!

Chapter 3

  Sooooo,how do i put this...I'M THE FREAKING VILLAINESS OF A STUPID NOVEL,LIKE I MEAN CLICHE AM I RIGHT!!!LIKE COME ON I'M LIKE A CUTE LITTLE BUTTON.*Breathes in a bit of air*.'Right, now in through the nose and out through the mouth and count to ten.Okay now that I've calmed down.WWWHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!'

  Right listen to this for the last two weeks that I've been born i realized that i was reincarnated into the villainess of some stupid novel i read in my previous life called 'The way to a mans heart'.Its all about some stupid manipulative heroine seducing every single man around her.Like girl just pick a man and settle down but noooo she just has to live her skirt up a couple inches above her ankle and then blush like it was by accident.(HEHE see what i done there,where it was considered intimate to show a lady's ankle HEHE.)

  Even though I've entered the role of a villainess doesn't mean i have to play the character.Right now i'm laying in this stupid crib.Staring at the stupid ceiling whilst being tightly crushed by my twin brother.Can i just say i hope this boy will learn that i prefer to be hugged tight but not to the point i feel like my rib cage is about to collapse.

  *creeeaaaak*.And in comes mother and father the two people who i believe have a little obsession with chubby cheeks.By the time they walked over i had already escaped from the little dragons clutches *aka wriggled like the little worm i am out of Leon's hold*.As my mother scooped me up in her arms i still couldn't help but be amazed by this woman's beauty.OH MIGHTY GODDESS I HOPE NO NO NO I BELIEVE YOU HAVE GIFTED ME SOME OF YOUR BEAUTY!Back in my past life i had the most annoying baby fat on my cheeks with blackheads here and there i mean like i got flipping spots on my back,let me tell you that was hella annoying.Especially if your mum's a spot popping maniac.(Yes people that is how people in England spell mum not mom like Americans.)OMG and a spot popper the one with a thin metal hoop and when your mum presses it onto your skin that hurts like hell especially on the bit of skin above your cupid's bow.When i finally come back to reality all thanks to my giant of a father(not really a giant but just like sayyy 6ft4 which in my past life was really tall to me because even after i hit my "growth's spurt" i was the proud height of 4ft11 and let me tell you this my younger brother when he finally got taller than me would not stop yapping on and on about how i'm tiny.I literally always say i'm not tiny i'm small because there's a major difference between tiny and small.small is just under average and tiny is after little sooo my dummy of a brother i'm 1000% just small.OK now back onto the story and also sorry for going so far off the story and gave away so much personal information.)

  As my father was gently pinching my cheeks i couldn't help but make out a little irritated sound.Which made my father smirk and my mother smile.*giggle*I turned my head to see my twin sitting up with a giant grin on his face and his eyes like little crescent moons.I couldn't help but give him a little glare which just made every other person in the room eyes shine in amusement to our little banterish whatever this is.*sigh* so this is my future welp i guess it's not toooo bad.