*Gay Panic*

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Gap: When life gives you lemons....

Uranium: Say thank you

Deo: Squeeze them into peoples eyes

Dalia: Don't read them until you're eighteen?


Crow: I need your help in... expressing my feelings

Terra: ...Of course

Crow: ...

Terra: ...

Crow: Well? How do I express my feelings?

Terra: Oh! Oh, I see, right. Um. Feelings.

Crow: Feelings

Terra: Nyx

Crow: Nyx

Terra: Flowers?


Silver: Oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons-

Uranium: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!


Gold: Beryllium, you look like hell

Beryllium, who just got out of the hospital: Yeah? I just got back.


Gold: You need to apologize, be a man

Horus: I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes out his anger on everyone else instead.

Gold: Well, you're doing a fantastic job


Uranium: So you and Aqua. I mean, together- You two could basically-

Augustus: Take over the world?

Uranium: Well, I was going to say you could kick some serious ass, but yeah, that too.


Jasper: *Taps table*

Mauricio: *Taps back*

Nyx: What the hell are they doing?

Anuvia: Morse code

Jasper: *Aggressively taps table*

Mauricio: *Slaps hand on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!


Gold: What do you think is the most attractive part of a girl?

JayJay: Generally, her boyfriend


Gap: Uranium, do you take Silver to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Uranium: I Scooby-dooby-doo

Silver: I want a divorce


Crow: If Nyx doesn't cry on our wedding, I will softly kick him in the knee until I see tears

Nyx: *Chokes on water*

Crow: Oh please, don't be such a b-

Nyx, softly: Wedding day?

Crow:

Nyx:

Crow: Wipe that smile off your face Nyx


With the bitties

Splatter: If I cut off my leg and swing it at you would I be hitting you or kicking you?

Methryl: Wha-

Circuit: You'd most likely mentally scar him more than anything


Beryllium: You're gay

JayJay: Obviously, I'm not gay

Beryllium: You were having a romantic relationship with two guys

JayJay: You got me there

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