Beryllium: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Silver: *Swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate
Gap: Nothing in life is free
Gold: Life is free
Beryllium: Adventure is free
Uranium: Knowledge is free
JayJay: Anything is free if you run fast enough
Gap:...
Gold:...
Beryllium:...
Uranium:...
JayJay: What?
Methryl: How much time did you spend on this, hm?
Gold: Irrelevant. I would spend any amount of time to properly shame you.
*With the bitties*
Nightlight: That's ridiculous. Lincoln doesn't have a crush on me
Circuit: Yes he does
Methryl: Yes he does
Lincoln: Yes I do
Gold: If I die my funeral is going to be a giant party and you're all invited
Uranium: "If"
JayJay: Great, the only party I've been invited to so far and he might not even die
Silver: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired'. People need to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'
Uranium: I'm so 'sleepy' of your shit
*With the bitties*
Lincoln: Sometimes I feel like dying
Nightlight: What?!
Lincoln: And then I remember that if I die I won't be able to see you again
Nightlight: *Le blush*
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Methryl: Sometimes I feel like dying
Circuit: Good for you
Uranium: *Sees a little kid crying in the grocery store*
Uranium: Hey little kid
Uranium: *Crouches down*
Uranium: Can you please move? You're in front of the Lucky Charms
Uranium: Who thinks they can fight me and win
JayJay: Everyone
Uranium: They're right. I'm sensitive.
*With the bitties*
Nightlight: Lincoln! Do the thing!
Lincoln: *Genuinely smiles*
Nightlight: *Breathlessly* Oh my god...
*With the bitties*
Nightlight: *Walking outside* You know what I like most about autumn?
Lincoln: *Walking by him* Crunching through leaves?
Nightlight: Nope
Lincoln: Making Jack-O-Lanterns?
Nightlight: Nope
Lincoln: Watching Silver and Beryllium play football to the death?
Nightlight: Brr- This wind is chilly
Lincoln: Here *Puts a wing around Nightlight and holds him close* Now... where were we?
Nightlight: *Grinning* You figured it out
Beryllium: I swing both ways
Silver: Wow! This is fantastic! I can finally hook you up with-
Beryllium: Violently. With a bat. Come get some, motherfuckers.
Silver: Should we get soba or mongolian?
Uranium: I'm got stabbed
Silver: Wait- what?!
Uranium: I'm dying
Uranium: That's what happens when you take 45 minutes to reply to texts
Uranium: People die
*With the bitties*
Lincoln: How do I tell the guy I like, I love him?
Nightlight: Just suck it up and do it!
Lincoln: Okay, love you
Nightlight: Aww, love you too, now go tell him!
Lincoln: I just did
Nightlight: How'd it go?! Did he say it back?!
Lincoln:...
*With the bitties*
Methryl: Do you consider me your friend?
Lincoln: Um... yes? What else would I consider you?
Methryl: I don't know? An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your owner? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
Beryllium: *Texting Silver* Answer your phone
Silver: *Texting back* Give me a minute, I can't find my phone
Beryllium: Ok
Beryllium:...
Beryllium: You are an awful brother. You're killing me. You're killing this team.
Silver: Please? For me?
Uranium: Don't do that
Silver: What?
Uranium: You think that every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well not this time.
Silver:...
Silver: Please? For me?
Uranium: Okay
Gold: I could kill you if I wanted to, Methryl
Methryl: Yeah? So could another monster
Gold:....
Methryl: So could a dog
Gold:...
Methryl: So could a dedicated duck
Gold:...
Methryl: You're not special, Gold
Notes:
Silver's traps aren't always obvious
JayJay actually doesn't know stealing is considered bad
Balancers actually aren't allowed to stay dead sooooo
Uranium's salty 9.9999/10 times
Nightlight's a cunning little fox 7/10 times
Beryllium is actually really gullible
