-Iwaoi visiting a Zoo-
*looking at Snake caged in tank*Oikawa*looking closely*-
*snake attacks Oikawa*(blocked by the glass)
Oikawa- Ahhhhhh!
Worker- I'm sorry, he hasn't eaten in a while so he tried to attack.
Iwaizumi*sighs*- oh
Oikawa- At least I'm a whole ass meal to someone *hiding behind Iwa, scared af*
Iwaizumi- =_=
Felt like this is something Oikawa would def say🤡
(So my YouTube suddenly recommended a really old video, where a python owner was concerned cuz her snake wasn't eating when checked with the vet they said the snake was starving itself for a bigger meal- the owner. Apparently the owner took the snake with her to bed to sleep everyday)💀💀
BTW-
So I checked a few days ago and this was the ranking. I'm sorry this is just plain absurd but idk why I found this really funny and felt like sharing it😭😭
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FanfictionJust someone short plots that I wanted to write TwT Fluff- 🤍 Angst- 🖤 Smut- 💦 S.A-I.O (both the couples) Boy x boy Requests are accepted~~ Highest- #8 on Sakuatsu