as i get out from bed, i go to check my phone and see over a hundred missed phone calls, from daniel and konstandinos. you quickly call back.
heavy breathing is the first thing i hear, "finally you answered, we came up with a plan."
what? i quickly answered back, then i heard someone violently bang at my door, i run over to unlock it and see 2 hot men towering over me, nagonsker and papadupoulous. they both grab me by the arms and legs and continue to seduce me, papadulpous runs in a corner and starts roleplaying
"Ill fuck your mouth bbg lol uwu" konstandinos shouts in the corner of the room.
nagonsker pulls out a large fursuit and pulls it up, it looks like the ender dragon. he then continues to brag about being balls deep in a female. nagonsker goes to beat up konstandinos out of pure spite, as konstandinos lays there being stomped on by a furry. ROWAN BURTS OUT OF THE CLOSET LIKE THE KOOLAID MAN AND TRANSFORMS INTO GARFIELD AND USES MAGNETIC POWERS TO GET LENNY TO TELEPORT ALL THE WAY HERE. I RUN TO THE EDGE OF THE BED AND SCREAM IN TERROR AS LENNY FLIES THROUGH THE WINDOW AND SMASHES INTO NAGONSKER. lenny gets up and lifts nagonsker up and throws the furry away with the shear force of the gods. rowanne, as garfield, gang bangs konstandinos with lenny. anibani quickly runs in and saves konstandinos, intense screaming ensues after konstandinos is stolen by anibnani. she sprints away quickly, maybe we will see her again, later along the journey. after everything calms down, lenny is transported back in a blink of a second.
i go to change and splash my face with cold water. i get changed into my "i love furries" shirt, shrek thigh highs and xiao skirt. i run out with my voluminour hair flowing straight up (if ur bald ur a baka). rowanne quietly sits at the edge of the bed waiting for you.
"I'm a brony" rowanne says.
you're shocked at first but learn to accept it, "is anyone else a brony?"
"yeah, lenny. the one who was the epic fighter"
" ah right. i see... do you reckon we can take over russia.."
"of course thats my dream!" rowan says with a wide smile.
i smile back.. but lenny never leaves my mind, ever since i saw his majestic fighting style he was always so... hot...
it was already night time. i head to bed and cant help but notice rowanne sleeping on the floor. i shake my head knowing he has a hot sexy partner who is absolutely steaming and could never compare to me. i hop in bed and pull up the albedo genshin blanket over my chin and soundly fall asleep.
THE NEXT MORNING BAKAS
as i open my eyes i feel my blanket being tugged, i look over and notice lenny, im shocked.. i never saw his face up close... hes so gorgeous...
"id love to date him" i whisper...
POO i didnt mean to say that out loud! i saw lenny gasp as his eyes burst open..
"y-you want to date me???.. DORK!" lenny says as he covers his flushed face.. i could see his rose coloured cheeks peeping out behind his slender fingers..
"is that.. a bad thing?" i mumble
lenny quickly replies " no of course not! i fell in love with you in all honesty dork"
a gasp left my lips.. does he really?
we fell asleep spooning.
when i woke up him and rowanne were discussing about taking over russia. theyre both so intelligent, our team was to consist of rowanne, louis, zel, lenny and tomasus jacket. because fuck tomasu.
we are planning to leave in 4 days. to get everything ready.
our plan to take over russia will begin, soon.
