The Real Bad Guys

Finishing Touches to the House

"We should put moss, and vines, and stuff on the out side so it looks old and cool!" Horror planned wiping off some paint that got in his face.
"First off where did you get this paint," Error question, after he took Horrors paint. "And secondly that's actually a good idea."
"I could go out and get some." Red offered.
"Please!" Horror smiled.

"How do we know you're not going to stab us in the back?" Dust asked, glaring at Red.
"If you mean literally then Killer will probably beat me to it." Red chuckled. "But if you mean double crossing you, then you need to chill."
"Excuse me?" Dust growled.
"He's right you know!" Nightmare called out, looking up from the blueprints he made.
"What!?"
"You've been obsessed with proving that Red is not on our side or whatever for the past 4 months!"
"It's getting annoying." Red added on.
"I haven't been that bad!" Dust protested.
"Really?" Nightmare raised an eyebrow, looking at Dust. "You tried to summon Bill so you could look inside his mind and find proof."
"I-" Dust paused. "Yeah... maybe you're right." Dust laughed a bit.

"I'll head out for the moss an stuff." Red chuckled.
"Get me some MEAT!" Horror yelled.
"Just so you know, the Ruins will have the best moss and vines, but if you think it's to far then you could check the stores." Nightmare advised, he then looked to the side and quickly ran towards Killer. "NO KILLER! PUT DOWN THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!" Red left before things got to crazy.
Dust was right about one thing, Red didn't trust them at first. A few days before he meet them Dream came by and told him; "If you see the Bad Sanses to immediately tell me. The Bad Sanses are evil, so don't trust a word they say!"
After hearing this and with the rumor going around Red just had to see the Bad Sanses for himself.

What
A
Let down!

Even though they fight with each other all the time, they weren't the slightest bit evil. The only thing close to being 'evil' is the fact that they joke about killing monsters!
Red teleported to the Ruin door and knocked on it.

Knock Knock

"What do you call a skeleton that's lost." Red started.

...

"Uh..." Red waited a bit. "Hey, Old Lady... you there?"

...

'She must be busy.' Red thought.

He teleported into the Ruins and started walked around, looking for some descent looking vines, moss, and apparently some meat for Horror. Red chuckled to himself, 'Is Horror ever not thing of food?'
So far there was nothing, but purple.
'Even though it was called the 'Ruins' it looked to be in pretty good shape.' Red groaned. 'And who made this long hallway? What's it for, besides wasting monsters time!'

Soon there was a very... unusual smell in the air. It wasn't bad or anything, in fact it was kind of nice for Red. He thought for a bit, still walking. Red remembers Alphys telling him that there's this thing called 'nice' and that it's something that is the opposite of evil. That is definitely how to describe the smell.
The smell somewhat reminded Red of his brother's lasagna, only it smells edible. Red chuckled and continued to walk,
Until he reached a staircase.