The Real Bad Guys

Red Got It

"WHAT? HOW?"

Red chuckled hearing the flower yell. It must have looked for him and was shocked it didn't find him. Red looked around the outside of the house. It was... purple, but it did have a bit of vines on the sides. It didn't seem long enough so Red continued and walked to the 'beginning or the catacombs'.

After what felt like hours Red groaned and stopped for a break. He notice a bowl of candy on the ground and he walked up to it.

'Please take one'

"It looks like someone took more than one." Red chuckled to himself. He remembered Horror wanted some meat, so this will be able be a descent substitute.

Red bent down and picked up a few pieces of candy. He ate one and then continued looking for the vines and moss.

Red groaned slightly the hallways seemed needlessly long. Especially this one, but red made it threw and teleported past some random spikes. Finally red made it an area with a descent amount of vines and a bit of moss.

Red gathered it up and teleported to the front of Toriel's house. He would have teleported home, but he felt like he should be somewhat nice and say thank you.

Red was about to knock on the door, until he heard footsteps getting father away from the door. From how loud they were, whoever it was was going down the stairs.

'That's convenient...'

Red chuckled to himself and teleported past the stairs and walked down the unnecessarily long hallway. As he got closer to the door, he heard voices get slightly louder. Until finally the door was in sight along with the human and Toriel hugging eachother in front of it.

Red groaned and teleported passed the two weirdos and into Snowdin Forest. He walked into the forest and started to head towards the castle.

After a few minutes Red heard some familiar voices screaming. While normally you would be worried by hearing something like this, this was a common thing that happened around the 'Bad' Sanses.
Red scrunched his eyebrows and thought. 'They're not really the 'Bad' Sanses so that name doesn't really fit.'

As he continued to walk he spent the time thing of something to call the gang.

After a few more minutes Red reached the clearing. When he looked up he saw Error, Cross, and Nightmare playing some card game and Horror pinned down by Dust with Killer laughing is nonexistent ass off.

"What happened to working on the base?" Red called out causing the group to focus their attention on Red.

"What? We're not allowed to take breaks!" Killer pouted for a moment before going back to his usual shit eating grin.

"You're always on your 'break'" Error grumbled, placing down a card causing Cross to grunt and draw a few cards.

"Annnnyway," Dust chuckled slightly to himself. "Did you get the vines and whatever?"

"No I'm just holding some random green shit I found on my way over here," Red rolled his eyes. "Yes I got your stupid vines and shit." Horror perk his head up.

"You got meat too?" He asked, his eyes shining.

"Nope." Red laughed, and reached into his pocket to pull out the candy he got. The light in Horrors eyes disappeared.

"What was the point of even going then..." Horror grumbled.

"I got you some candy is that works." Red laughed harder seeing Horror jump up with excitement, causing Dust to go flying in the other direction.

"YES!" Horror cheered running over to Red. Horror quickly snatched the candy and basically inhaled the sweets. Red fell on the floor from laughing so hard as Horror started to cough up a storm. "*Cough* THAT WAS A MISTAKE! *Cough* *Cough*"

"You should have unwrapped the food dumbass!" Dust laughed. Horror shot Dust a glare.

"I *Cough* know that now dipshit!" Horror hissed.

"If-" Dust took a break to breathe since he was laughing so hard. "If I was the dipshit, then I would have already known to eat the food after taking off the wrapper!"

Red started to losing it as he listened to the fight Dust and Horror's fight. Cross started to laugh seeing Red and Dust struggling to breathe from laughing, and Error laughed a bit as well.

"You guys are so fucking stupid sometimes." Nightmare chuckled, taking the moment to look at Cross's cards while he was distracted.