One day santa wanted to go for a ride and he did...as was driving over america obama was at the army thing and said what is dat and pointed at santa on the radar and the guy in the huge freaking gun said brobaly an enamy plane
Obama: shoot it down
Guy: ok
BAM
santa is dead
That is why santa on come out once a day at night once a year and why is he so fat if he only has to eat like 3 cookies per night for only half of the world...i guess it makes sence
