Friend crying: waaa why do i livvvvve
Me: so in 5 years i can eat yo butt
Friend: what?
Me: because you are going to save the staving kids in africa
Friend rips off shirt to reveal a super man costume and then he flys to africa in a plane
Me at airport waiting for him
Friend hey what are you doing here
Me: it was a joke...
Friend:oh :(
