HAVEN POV
DZ:BREAK HIS FUCKING LEGS!
Haven:WE WANT SOME MOTHA FUCKIN BLOOD!
It's been a few months since DZ went crazy but he's more or less back to normal.
DZ:GO FOR THE BALLS!
Yeah he's back to normal. We were invited to a thing called the Vytal festival. Basically kids faught eachother no way we'd miss this. Ozpin said we could sit onto of the Coliseum looking down. We were watching the finals it was Pyrrah vs some jinger haird girl. The match was over and Pyhrra won.
DZ:WHAT A FUCKING LET DOWN! BOOOOO!
Haven:BOOOO!
Then Pyrrah went mad and with some fucking magic shit sent the girls swords that were attached to wires around her and ripped her apart. She was a robot.
Haven:FUCK YEAH!
DZ:NO BLOOD!? FUCK!
Then the Grimm started flying toward us.
DZ:FUCK YES!
Haven:well time to actually do our job and protect people
DZ:YOU TAKE TAKE OF EVERYTHING!
He pulled out his Predator cannon and fired it along with missles. I embarked inside then I got a call. It was the Iron dick.
Haven:sup Iron dick
Ironwood:I need you two to defend the School get down there and assist my men
DZ:HAIL FUCKIN MERRY!
We jamp off the Coliseum.
DZ:HEADS UP BUTTERCUP YOUR FUCKED NOW!
We landed on a large Grimm.
Haven:okay now let's-
DZ was hit by somthing. It was an Atlas Palidin.
Haven:mother fucker is trying to kill us!
DZ:BRING IT ON YOU *BEEP*!
Haven:hey what the fuck did I say about thay word!
DZ:SORRY,SORRY IT SLIPPED OUT! LETS JUST KILL THE FUCKIN THING!
He picked it up and ripped it in half. We went on killing both Grimm,Palidins and a few Atlas soldiers...along with one or two civilians but we delt with the witnesses. Evac transports arrived and people started boarding. Then a giant as fuck Dragon burst from the ground.
Haven:oh...
DZ:FUCK YES!
Me and DZ fired literally every missle we had. We were now out of ammunition. And we killed the Dragon who I will refer to as...Kevin.
Haven:well Kevin's dead
DZ:YOU FUCKING NAMED IT!?
Haven:fuck off I do what I want
DZ:HERESY!
Haven:you've been reading too much Warhammer lore
DZ:THE IMPERIUM OF MAN WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY DEAMON SCUM!
Haven:you know there just gonna get clapped by the Tyrinids eventually
DZ:NEVER! THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Haven:not for long...why is Ruby running up the tower
She got to the top and two seconds of us killing later we were blinded by light.
DZ:MY SENSORS THEY BURN!
Haven:FUCK!
TIMESKIP
Haven:and that's how we got here...
I sat in front of Commander Briggs.
Sarah:so let me get this straight...you were teleported to a new world with life, proceeded to do whatever the hell you wanted and you teleported back to our fleet, almost crushed Gates-
Haven:and now we are here...
Sarah:do you remember where the planet is?
Haven:I think DZ knows but the light fried him a bit
I looked back at him.
DZ:I SEE LIGHT! DO I GOT TOWARD IT!
Haven:no buddy
DZ:I SEE ROBO JESUS,ROBO ROBIN WILLIAMS AND STAN LEE! THEY'RE BECKONING ME TO JOIN THEM!
Haven:all in your head buddy! Yeah he ain't doing to good
Sarah:fuck sake...
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Fuck you Remnant Titanfall x rwby
Fanfictionex IMC explosives expert turned Militia pilot, Haven is not like her name implies. She blew up an entire IMC facility because some guy called her a bitch. Her titan is practically made for her, he is a Vanguard class titan with an experimental DEAMO...
