HAVEN POV
Sarah:so that's the planet?
Haven:yep, the moon is a dead giveaway
DZ:LETS EXTERMINATUS THE FUCKING PLANET!
Haven:you are not an Inqistitor!
DZ:I DON'T STOP YOU FROM WRITING EROTIC FANFICS FOR DIO!
Fuck.
Haven:touche robot let's Exturminatus the thing
Sarah:we are not going to destroy a planet, if it's as bad as you said then we'll evac the hole planet take them to the frontier
DZ:OVER MY COLD DEAD GAUNTLET DASTARDLY WITCH!
He punched the wall.
Sarah:tell pilots to get ready that means you two aswell
Haven:fuuuuuuuck I wanted some down time
DZ:SO YOU CAN WRITE MORE OF THAT HERESY! NO FUCKING WAY!
Haven:I'll do what i want with my spare time!
DZ:IF YOU MET THE FUCKER IN REAL LIFE HE WOULD EITHER KILL YOU OR-
Haven:fuck me and drink my blood
DZ:FUCKING EXACTLY-you want that don't you?
I nodded.
DZ:WELL IM GONNA GO COMMIT DIE!
TIMESKIP brought to you by chibi DZ trying to kill himself but realises he doesn't have a neck.
HAVEN POV
I sat in DZ ready to drop.
Sarah:we have made contact with the Atlas military which is currently being attacked by what they call Grimm. Our mission is to evac the entire planet starting with Atlas and the city below it Mantle. SRS will assist Atlas, 6-4 on Mantle. Stand by for Titanfall
I love this part. We dropped.
DZ:YIPPY KI YA MOTHER FUCKER!
We landed and saw a massive as fuck wale.
Haven:you thinking what um thinking?
DZ:BLOW IT TO KINGDOM FUCKING COME!
Just then it exploded.
DZ:FUCK!
Haven:FUCKING BUZZKILL!
DZ:I SEE PEOPLE IN THE RECK!
I looked.
Haven:holy shit its Yang and three others. Sarah we found more
Sarah:we're already starting the evacuation get back up here
DZ:WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO ANYTHING! SON OF A WHORE!
Haven:finally we can get some down time
DZ:I WANT HELLFIRE MISSLES!
Haven:shut up you giant heep of scrap!
DZ:FUCK YOU, YOU SIMPY LITTLE SUCCUBUS!
TIMESKIP brought to you by chibi Haven and DZ yelling at each other.
HAVEN POV
Haven:we don't have enough room on the ships! There's too many fucking refugees!
Sarah:we'll make room, we still need to evac the rest of the planet. I've called for the 11th and 12th Militia fleets there on their way
DZ:WE WON'T FUCKING LAST! THE GRIMM ARE SWARMING LITERALLY ALL OF OUR SHIT DOWN THERE! VACUO IS GETTING FUCKED RIGHT UP ITS ANAL CAVITY! AND FUCKING MISTRAL IS ALREADY FIGGIDY FIGGIDY FUCKED!
Christ we are so fucked...
DZ:OH FUCK YES!
I looked up at him.
Haven:what?
DZ:HELLHOUND IS FINALLY DOING THE OC THING! AND WE'RE IN IT!
Haven:yes!
Wait...oh my God I'm going to meet Dio...oh shit. I need to burn all my fanfics.
Haven:where is my fanfics?
DZ:IM GOING TO SHOW THEM TO HIM
Haven:OVER MY COLD DEAD GAUNTLET ROBITC FUCK!
DZ:THATS MY FUCKING LINE!
(Go check out the OC story. It's all my rwby OC's put into one cluster fuck of a story and I'd think you'd like it)
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Fuck you Remnant Titanfall x rwby
Fiksi Penggemarex IMC explosives expert turned Militia pilot, Haven is not like her name implies. She blew up an entire IMC facility because some guy called her a bitch. Her titan is practically made for her, he is a Vanguard class titan with an experimental DEAMO...
