ex IMC explosives expert turned Militia pilot, Haven is not like her name implies. She blew up an entire IMC facility because some guy called her a bitch. Her titan is practically made for her, he is a Vanguard class titan with an experimental DEAMO...
He fired a barrage of rockets and destroyed the thirteen ships.
DZ/Haven:BOOM!
We've been doing this for about two hours. They follow us and we blow then up. I then see a massive ship come out of the clouds.
Haven:oh fuck yes
DZ:I FEEL LIKE IM ON FUCKING VACATION!
Haven:me and you both...light it up
He switched to long range mode on the Orphan destroyer and fired. He also fired missiles every now and again. I just sat on his back and watched.
DZ:FUCK!
Haven:what?
DZ:POWER AT 30% IM PRETTY FUCKING PISSED!
I groaned and laid back.
Haven:fuck...any power source nearby?
DZ:I DONT FUCKING KNOW! I GUESS DUST!
Haven:the fuck is Dust?
DZ:WHAT THEY USE AS POWER AND AMMUNITION! THEY HAVE STORES!
Haven:alright guess we are committing robbery along with genocide
DZ:FUCK YEAH!
TIMESKIP brought to you by chibi DZ and Haven.
HAVEN POV
We were behind one of the Dust stores.
Haven:ok you stay here and tell me what I'm robbing
DZ:FINE!
I walk out the ally and I throw an arc grenade threw the window. Everyone inside is now dead. I walked in and saw a bunch of different coloured Dust.
DZ:YOU FIND IT!?
Haven:there's shit tons which one do I grab!?-fuck it I'm taking the red one!
I yank it out and go back into the ally. I go on top of of DZ and the battery fits surprisingly well.
DZ:IM AT 85%! THIS SHIT IS LIKE CRACK!
Haven:well enjoy it...we have more fun coming
We saw three of those massive ships.
DZ:IM GONNA OUT THERE EYES AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS!
NEWS REPORTS
A large mechanized creature with weapons unknown to us has begun fighting the Atlas military in the middle of Vale. We advise thay you stay in your homes at this time. The robot has killed over one hundred Atlas personnel thus far. Reports say that the robot has been screaming "I am the end" and "I'm going to-" I will not read anymore. Atlas has now dropped the prototype Paladins to attempt to destroy the robot, they say it will be over soo-...I have just received word that the Paladins and their pilots have been...executed for lack of a better word by the Robot. Atlas will now try a saturation attack...the attack appears to have no visible damage and-someone has came out of the robot...they and the robot are now...
HAVEN POV
Haven:DZ fuck you maneuver!
We proceed.
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DZ:SUCK MY NON EXISTENT ROBOTIC COCK YOU FUCKERS!
Haven:actually I've wondered that do Titans have dicks?
DZ:THE FUCK!?
Haven:I'm curious sorry!
DZ:CHRIST YOU NEED A BOYFRIEND!
Haven:FUCK YOU!
DZ:FUCK YOU!
NEWS REPORTS
The two now appear to be...arguing with each other? I now have news that General Ironwood will attempted to contact them personally.
HAVEN POV
Haven:bring it on you Titan shit heel!
DZ:I GOING TO CHEW YOU INTO GUM-HANG SOME MOTHER FUCKER GOT A DEATH WISH!
I looked down and saw a man in white looking up at us.
Haven:the fuck are you!?
Ironwood:My name is General Ironwood of the Atlesian Military, I have over one hundred guns aimed at you...please surrender
Me and DZ laugh.
Haven:you honestly think we're going to surrender?
DZ:WE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE!
Ironwood:maybe you don't understand...I can blow you away with th-
I shot him in the leg.
Haven:sorry you didn't finish?
He was about to raidio in but then I hear a voice.
???:General wait
I look down and see a man in green.
Haven:and who are you?
Ozpin:I am Proffeser Ozpin Headmaster of Bea-
Haven:fuck off school dick!
He sighed.
Ozpin:why are you doing this?
DZ:FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Haven:what he said fuck you
He sighed again.
Ironwood:Ozpin there's no-
I shot him in the other leg.
Haven:shut up Irondick the grown ups are talking so what do you want?
Ozpin:I want a seize fire, in return we can give you shelter,food and...whatever you need for him
