A perfect calm morning as the trio woke up
Izuku:"it to quite"he says while narrowing his eyes.
Koneko:"I agree"they both are scared about the possibility of what could happen.
Akeno;"maybe your mum allowed your dad to have to a fun time with her"
Izuku:"my dad is not that lucky"
Sirzechs:"I got laid again!!! Why is my sister in the same bed with a red dragon emperor!!!"
Issei:
Sirzechs:"what is this witchcraft!?"
Izuku:'the author is a hater for my life'
Author:"hate is a strong word. Mildly dislike is better"
Izuku:"girls, why do we live here again?"
Koneko/akeno:"don't know why are you asking?"
They both look at eachother shocked.
Izuku:"at least this day can't get worse"
Sirzechs:"in all my Alabama underworld bullshit did I ever see my sister stop being a virgin but you Issei Hyoudou! I accuse you of being a prick!"
Issei:"but doesn't sacred gears make you feel like it is communism like we have several welders before us and we'll anyone can get of they know what to do"
Sirzechs:"lies and deceit from you!"
Izuku:"why author, why?!"
For once the author does not reply but drinks his tea and has a bite of his crumpet.
Izuku:"fucking British cunt making a Japanese story for all types of people that enjoy it"
The morning like always was peaceful.
The trio get to school and split and go through the day like normal. Until the end of the day and where two massive, gigantic cunts destroy a door and try to be hero's as good as they are at parents. The worst.
AM:"WE ARE COMING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE NORMAL HEROS"
GT:"that's not normal dear"
Izuku:"before any of you start to have your orgasm's I would like to say that these two are as good as a monkey with a AK-47. Not going to end well for any of us"
Kirishima:"what do you mean?"
Izuku:"two high ranking hero's join our school. They both can cause villians to come it us and be like 'we are the league of villians here to kill all might and children because I have a weird hand fitish' or some stupid shit like that"
Somewhere in a bar:
Shigaraki sneezes and fly's into kurogrir
AFO:"the fuck type of quirk is this?!"
Shigaraki:"I think my allergies of red heads are going off"
Kurogrir:"is it because of your blue hair"
Shigaraki:"yes!!! He's probably really handsome and has two girlfriends and wakes up to the most annoying shit all the time because of his farther"
Back at AU:
Izuku: sneezes and destroys his desk on accident
Koneko:"allergies to blue heads"
Izuku:"yes"
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Izuku the prince of the devils
FanfictionIn this izuku is the son of sirzechs and grayfia. when he was young a stray devil was able to get him and put him in the human world were he was later adopted by Toshinori Yagi and Inko Yagi or all might and green telek (number 1 and 5 heroes). izuk...
