Izuku the prince of the devils

USJ

Izuku POV:

Why do feel like every time I wake up the author will make something happen that will piss me off. It can be anything I will not be prepared for it. I just hope it is my dad and nothing more.

Mum:"izuku you better wake up before I make sure you will not be able to hug your girlfriends"

Me:"who is sleeping definitely not me but were is dad"

Mum:"I don't know. I just hope he is not trying anything"

Sirzechs:"I am a flying plane!!"

Me and mum just facepalms at dads actions. I then see millicas joining in and I can't help but do the same. Soon all three of us are doing the same thing while running from angry family and girlfriends. 

Timeskip presented to you by the FBI? Wait a second. Why do I feel like something bad is about to happen.

We are walking to the school but I feel some crazy vibes and I just know a stupid man child with blue hair is the reason. Yeah I know I have a problem but red will always be better. Anyway I and my girlfriend's are nearly there but I hear who ever she is coming towards me and I just know that what ever she is is going to be a pain in my back side.

At this point I need help:"wait up oni-chan!"

Me:"who are you and why do you want me?"

Something begining with I:"but I am your sister"

Izuku:"oh god! Millicas is a trans!"

She just gets a depressed arua around her am so still am thinking about it. I then see the other bitches come.

Shota:"izuku wait up"

Me:"how do you know my name?"

Shota:"I am your girlfriend"

Me:"no. No you are not. You are not as beautiful as akeno with her sexy and curvy figure and konekos sweet small size with a adorable cat features. So no and go and suck your brother's cock"

Izumi then hits me. Yes I learned her name now were is my cookie.

Izumi:"she is"

Me:"you know I believe in equality right?"

I then smack her into the wall and she is knocked out cold.

Inside OFA:

First user:"damn that is going to hurt for a while"

Second user:"I felt that"

Third user:"well who wants to play how many hours will she be out for"

Fourth user:"2 hours"

Fifth:"no I say 3"

Sixth:"no no no. She is out for a day"

Seventh user (I am trying to keep it a mystery. We all know who she is):"I say that she is going to be out for a few minutes then get back up anime style"

All the other users:"doubt"

Back with izuku and rest:

Bakguo:"she is your sister and you hit her like that!"

Izuku:"I have a brother. Not a sister"

Bakguo:"I will be beat your ass"

I then release a shot of destruction and hit below the belt.

Every man across the world:"I feel a great disturbance in the force"

Shoto covers his genitals and starts to run. Bakugo was screaming and crying while holding now gone dick. I actually feel bad for him as he just lost his dick and I am the reason why.