Lord Farquad

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So I went into the forest to find Lord Farquad and got a pregnancy test on the way cuz why not yk, and it turns out I was pregnant with Lucius's, Shreks and Lord Farquads babies! So I named them ofc but Farquad was mad abt the kids so he ran off. 

So here are the names!

Onion ring 1

Onion ring 2

Onion ring 3

Mcdonalds

my favorite kid is mcdonalds bc its good.

so like I found a new guy./ in like five minutes ik so crazy but like he's pretty swaggy yk got that drip so his name is Harry Potter and before you come at me for like saying I'm a hypocrite ur wrong cause harry gave me a sock. yeah. you heard me. a sock. it smelt like his foot and I have a foot fetish so its fine. 



onion ring 3 died yesterday which is pretty annoying tbf like how am I supposed to know to feed it????? I wasn't even given an instruction manual omg its not MY fault that doctors suck






hehe I got a new one I named it frere rocher like the chocolate yk


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