Someone Just Ate Me

    Munch, munch, munch. I'm a shiny red cherry and I'm about to take a journey through the digestive system. Right now, I'm in the mouth being tore and grinded. There's red stuff coming out. Ahh! I think it's blood! Wait, I'm a cherry. The salvitory glands are releasing enzymes. Now, I'm going down the esophagus and I'm on my way to the stomach. The esophagus is slimy an is moving in waves; it's like swimming in the ocean except for the fact that there is no fish, just a slimy goo-like substance called saliva an it's really gross in here. At the end of the esophagus slide, I get to the stomach. It is so spectacular swimming around in the acid pool. Scratch that. It burns! In the pool, I'm being cleaned(abused). Now I'm heading through the small intestine. It's so small in here, but I can fit better the farther I go because I am being broken down even more. Best weight loss ever! This tube is taking healthy stuff from me called nutrients. I'm being jacked! That ain't nice, small intestine. Now I'm slipping and sliding through the bigger tube called the large intestine. This is the last chance train for nutrients. I just got robbed of the last of my nutrients. Next stop the colon! I'm gonna be poopy! This is where I get off at the end of the digestive system! Yay! Uh-oh, my future looks crappy (pun intended).