Bereaved | M. Mckinnon

VI: Girls Night

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"Three"

"Two"

"One"

"RUN" Sirius shouted as the five marauders started sprinting down the corridor and running into the boys bathroom. Well all except Privee who stopped outside and casually leaned against the wall catching her breath.

The cracking of the fireworks could still be heard in the distance slowly fading while the stern footsteps grew closer.

"Why hello there Minnie." A smile grew on the blondes face as she turned to face her.

"Hello Ms. Mallory may I ask what you are doing standing outside of the boys restroom?" She pointed at the large door.

"Well you see I was minding my own business as I always do and then I see four very much idiotic boys running down the corridor and into the bathroom, hmmmm," She pretended to think for a moment. "Oh yes one of them was very handsome had glasses but unfortunately he is with a certain Slytherin Black so he's taken,"

"Yes Poppy owes me money."

Privee smiled before continuing, "then there was another very handsome boy with like carmel colored hair some sexy scars but he's dating a very ugly Gryffindor Black  which was also running down this way ugliest man I've ever seen so ugly I thought I was going to die-

"Ms. Mallory the other boy?"

"Oh yes short blonde he's taken I'm pretty sure, not the worst looking but you know- OMG MINNIE why am I worrying about finding a single hot boy that's single and straight when I'm GAY, silly me."

"Yes silly you Ms. Mallory." She smiled at the young Gryffindor. "And you have nothing to do with this?"

"HUUUUHHHH Minnie why would I every do something that might get me in trouble it's girls night." To say the least she was very dramatic at this accusation.

"Oh well I'm sorry Ms. Mallory I will see you in classes on Monday."

"Goodbye Minnie have fun with Poppy." She yelled at the professors back who shook her head and the blonde had no doubt that there was a smile on the Professors face.

"Did you really say I was ugly?" Sirius emerged from the bathroom.

"I only tell the truth padfoot."

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Privee opened the door to the girls dorms and was immediately pulled inside.

"There you are." Lily dragged her into the room where Alice, Mary, and Marlene had already pushed the beds to the walls to leave the floor empty. Lily and Privee joined the circle on the floor as the firewhiskey started to get passed around.

It took less then twenty minutes for the girls to get drunk.

"I met Sirius first day on the train to Hogwarts and we became besties right, he was the biggest flirt." Privee couldn't stop laughing at everything even when it wasn't funny. "And then in our third year I was just realizing I liked girls and Sirius was obviously gay and I'm guessing he was is denial or something." She paused again due to her laughing. "AND HE KISSED ME."

All the girls burst out laughing harder than before at this and it took almost five minutes before they could calm down enough for Privee to finish the story.

"I pushed him off and then we were like, yep we are both gay." Privee's smile widened, "and about a year later I walked into him snogging the shit out of moony in a broom cupboard."

"How did Sirius and Remus start dating."

"Oh it was the best." Lily started.

"OOH let me tell it." Alice squealed. "Ok so it was fourth year at the end of the year when the last quidditch match was and Gryffindor one the cup so everyone was super happy and all that. And Sirius and James got Remus drunk and he drunkenly was like 'yo pads if you were gay like me then I would snog you' and started laughing super hard, and Sirius who was also very drunk was like 'Remus you know I'm gay and I would snog you too.' And then They snogged for like help the night and when they sobered up they were still snogging and just kept going." Alice was overcome with giggles and couldn't continue the story.

Lily carried on for her. "Every one thought it was a drunk snog and forgot about it since they were drunk themselves but then Privee caught them in a broom cupboard completely sober."

The story's continued till they were wasted.

"Privee if you could snog any guy in Gryffindor who would it be?" Lily asked. 

"Oh totally Remus have you seen how hot he is damn." She slurred.

"Prove it." Said Mary with a grin.

Privee stood up and walked out of the dormitory with four drunk girls following her and walked into the boys dormitory's. Remus was reading a book while James and Sirius were talking.

"Sorry Sirius." She laughed, by then all of the girls were in the room.

"Sorry for what-"

She walked over to Remus pulled his book out of his hand, sat down on the bed and kissed him.

As soon as their lips met she pulled away, and walked out with three giggling girls behind her. Marlene wasn't smiling anymore and felt almost completely sober. She just watched one of her best friends kiss a boy, and they were both gay. And she didn't like it at all.

When the girls left the room leaving a unbothered Remus and a very confused Sirius,

"She just- she just kissed you."

"I mean ya I guess."

"And you don't care."

"Her lips were soft."

"MOONY, WE'RE DATING." 

"I'm just kidding pads, besides she was drunk." Sirius was still pouting. " Wanna come in bed with me?"

Sirius jumped into the werewolfs bed and with of his wand the curtains were closed. 

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Privee woke with a raging headache, she quickly got ready for the day already have missed breakfast and walked to transfiguration.

"Good morning Ms. Mallory." McGonagall said with a sympathetic smile.

"Good Morning Minnie." She said so quiet it was almost a whisper.

"Are you ok."

"Hungover" She replied laying her head on the desk.

Minerva picked up her head with her hand and pushed a pillow underneath. 

"Thanks Minnie"

"No problem Ms. Mallory."

As students started to enter the classroom they ignored Privee who oddly enough was doing something less odd than she normally was. When the other Marauders walked in they had a very different reaction.

"WAIT A MINUTE" Sirius yelled.

"Shhhhhh headache." Privee mumbled.

"Yes Ms. Mallory has a headache also Mr. Potter, Mr. Black, Mr. Pettigrew, and Mr. Lupin I was very impressed with your fireworks so you get to spend your night this Friday with me."

"what?" Peter asked confused.

"She means detention wormy." James replied.

"How come Privee doesn't have to come."

"Oh she's in detention right now I refuse to let anyone giver her a sober up potion."

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AN: This took like 3 days to write

Also Remus is very hot and I can say confidently as a Lesbian that I would be straight for him

Also we love Minnie