Minionita is a special gal who just trying to live a normal life, but this isn't like any other love story. Her life changes when she meets Bob, a hot mysterious guy that just moved to Paris from Australia. Minionita, who has secrets of her own, fal...
Authors Note: Some things may not make sense lol but they will make sense later
Minionita's POV:
I feel the sun as it shines into my room.. I wake up to my abusive bf, Zac Efron, opening the blinds
"How did you get inside my house you nasty noodle head pervert???" I ask
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"Wake up ugly rat infested sewer <3" he says ignoring my question
I smile and tie my short almost bald hair into a messy bun and get ready to face this hideous world.
"Shut up, gel head your hair so stiff like you need to wash it before it turns into brick" I say innocently and hug him ruffling his gel-infused hair.
I quickly brush my teeth and change into my alt clothing which is super cool.
"Ok well I'm going to school and you can't come since you are like 100 and need botox because of your wrinkles"
I tell him
"Have fun, my lovely side piece"
he calls as I close the door.
At school everyone hates me cause I'm not like them, I'm...special.
The only person who talks to me is my toxic bestie Kourtney K who is very popular and rich
"Hey minionita oh.. Are you really wearing that bitchy outfit today??"
She says as she stares at my tomboyish outfit while we walk in the hall to 1st period.
"Ok...whatever floats your boat"
"Baaa- I mean hi Kourtney, how's it going?" I ask her
"I feel awful, SCOTT doesn't have any boundaries and all I want to do is stay home and take care of my children."
She complains "Ok cool" I say as an effort to comfort her. I'm not like other girls so I have trouble empathizing... and that makes me really different.
"I just chill at home with my boyfriend" (shy fingers)
"That 50 year old man??" She asks judgingly
"I'll talk to you once your in a stable relationship you whore" she slaps me smearing my foundation off and walks away
Now every one officially hates me (sigh)
I walk over to my first class of the day stupid math I stroll over to my seat only to see this mezmerisigly hot man guy sitting there.
"Uhm excuse me cutie"
I say in a flirty manner my emerald eyes gleaming
"That's my seat"
He growls at me and cutely spits in my face, a feeling of disgu- warmth rushes over me, my heart starts palpitating and I start having a seizure.
"Do you know who I am? I am a rich CEO and I own 25 apartment complexes and 60 luxury cars and my daddy is the owner of roblox and to top it off he is James Charles's manager. GET ON MY LEVEL THEN SPEAK TO ME UGLY RAT FACE" He says in a heart touching Wyoming accent.
Ohhh that feeling of love rushes over me all over again
