Love at first sight 16+ (NCT Mark)

4) Drunk on a weekday

N: "Aaah!!!! I miss Jimin so much😭 And I was thinking about hiiim and then he texted meee omg!!!!"
Me: "Giiirl!!! Wait wait can I read the message for you?? Because what if you accidentally call him or some drunk shit like that?"
N: "Sure okay!!!" she excitedly screamed as she handed me her phone.

Me: "Okay okay he says that he just got home and that- OMG HE SAYS HE MISSES YOU!!! And then he asks where you are and he used that love emoji you know that emoji boyfriends like Jimin uses!!" I said excitedly while trying to describe this emoji 😘.

Immediately after reading the message my drunk self began snooping up their older messages to see if I could find something hot lmao. N didn't notice, instead she was screaming like a crazy little girl because her drunk ass couldn't handle how much she misses and loves Jimin.

N: "Omg!!!!! Jimiiin!!!!😭❤️ I miss him so much too!!! Omg can you give me the phone I need to text him back!!!" she drunkly screamed as she yet again grabbed the phone from my hands.

However because I had been snooping on their earlier messages she obviously noticed the messages shown on screen were some messages from like 3 weeks ago.

N: "Giiiirl were you reading our messages or what?? loool"
Me: "Whaaat no!? How strange hahhahah"
N: "Girl it's fineeee hahahahaha omg what should I reply??! Heeelp"
Me: "Sorryyyy!!! But omg tell hiiim likeee, I miss you toooo and like just say you're safe because you're hanging out with your bestie and heyyyy if you tell him you wanna kiss him you'll probably have a hot and steamy night when you get home!!! But wait also say thank you one more time because it's because of Jimin I get to possibly fuck Mark and then marry him!!!" I blurred out, obviously drunk as shit, not knowing what the fuck I just said and honestly not caring either.

I knew N would never judge what I'm saying so it didn't matter if I said some weird drunk shit. I looked over at N and she was in the middle of typing.

N: "Okayyy got it!!! I sent the message!!!"
Me: "No way let me seeeee!!!" I said as I grabbed the phone to see that the message had been delivered meaning Jimin could see it any second. However... it was a drunk message, you could obviously tell something's up from it...

N: Jiiiminn!!! I lowg touu and I misss touu roo!!!😭😭😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️ And In safe in wjeg my beat friend!! ee ate NOT drunk we are handirn ouy!! AND JIMin rigth jkw j realttyy want you so when j get home i wann kiss tou ans fuck youuu sk mbad and marry tou and didntou know my bestie is ducking mark alresdu?????!!!!😱😱😍😍😘 also my bestie want ti say thank tou for maek

I couldn't stop laughing as I read the message because holy damn she was drunk as fuck😂 But at the same time my drunk self saw it as a normal message because I was drunk as hell too.

Me: "Girl what the fuck did you write??? Why did you tell Jimin I'm fucking Maaaark!!??" I yelled even though I obviously hadn't even met him yet, we just created this drunk joke I guess.

N: "YOU TOLD ME TO WRITE THAT!!" she screamed as she got a notification. Fuck, Jimin had replied meaning he had read that weird as cheese and drunk as hay message😂

Jimin: What???
Jimin: Where are you??

N: "Girl he's asking where I am I literally just told him hahaha!!"
Me: "Oh my lord, guys are stupid sometimes hahahah just tell him you're with me"