Jeremy Corbin pov:
This is not okay.
Really not okay.
How can it by okay when the love of my life isn't replying to my calls? But he replied to Theresa's!!!!!
WTF BOJO
I'm am beyond disappointed, angry to say the least. I hate Bojo. HÂTE. joking lolls, i love him dearly. we're getting married in the summer. he doesn't know yet. I can't wait. 😫
i'll ask him as soon as he gets to the office . i got a ring with an amethyst, a mix of blue and red, like our parties, tory and labour joined forever in a sacred union. ahh i can't wait.
all of a sudden i spot theresa in the corner of my eye, staring at me. Weird ass biyatch
"you alrite luv?"
she gasps at the sound of me calling her luv.
"y..y..yeah"
"okay.."
she continued to stare at me with hungry eyes.
"can you fuck off please luv?
i'm planning my wedding now."
She collapses from some sort of shock i guess.
I called my secretary to inform her that it happened again.
Two bald men shuffle in with a stretcher and take her out.
now back to business.
I try to calling my darling one last time but i'm left to voicemail.
I'm sorry my dearest but you have left me no choice but to reach you in the most drastic of ways. What else am i supposed to do if you ignore me for over 5 minutes?
i hope you'll forgive me.
