Lucy S POV-
"What's up yall i'm lucy s,
i'm here to tell yall about this mess,
i'm a rapper and i love my son
his name is brian, he kills people for fun,
i love him so much im so proud of my baby,
he's amazing, clever, good and crazy
he loves koalas s-"
"Shut the fuck up you tone deaf donkey, you can't fucking sing for your life"
That's Gary.
He is my ex-husband, and roomie. I'm forced to live with him because neither of us can afford to move out, which is why I'm writing a rap right now to earn me some money.
"IM DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD GARY, YOULL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY AND THEN YOU WILL THANK ME!!"
"Chill out luv, if it's for my own good, then i'm sure i will thank you later, but right now, i just don't want to go deaf."
"Understandable"
Gary then fucks off to his bedroom for his 5th nap today, bear in mind it's 12am.
After working on my rap for a while, i decide to publish it on youtube.
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Shit i've gone viral.
"OI GARY IVE GONE VIRAL"
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES VIRAL MEAN." Gary yells
"IM FUCKING FAMOUS YOU STUPID IDIOT."
All of a sudden there's screaming and shouting outside and banging on the door and windows. I hurriedly open the front door and am bombarded with flashing lights and frantic calls.
"Miss S can you tell us the secret to your sudden success."
"Lucy S what's the inspiration behind your new masterpiece"
"LUCY I LOVE YOU"
"LUCY MARRY ME"
"LUCY HAVE MY BABIES"
That's a lot of fangirls.
My phone then vibrates in my pocket so i pull it out and pick it up.
"Hello?"
"Mum why did you do that?"
"Brian?"
"MUM NOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS I LOVE KOALAS WHAT THE FUCK."
