LJ POV-
Vroom
Vroom
Vroom
Vroom
I've been sat here for the past half hour watching all the cars pass. The driver seems to be obsessed with one direction as that's all he's been playing on the radio for the whole time i've been in here, and every time Niall sings he begins to scream the song and tear up a bit. He must be a super fan, cute.
I'm so bored and I knew exactly how to cure my boredom, but the stupid limo driver ruined that for me.
He told me there were fucking cheerios in the back.
Biggest lie ever.
All there is back here are hundreds of water bottles.
How bori.. wait.
I've just had the best idea ever.
I should see how many i can chug in one minute.
You can't judge me, you would do the same if you were this bored.
I count my self in as I unscrew the first bottle.
"3..2..1..GO!!"
I begin to chug the bottles, grabbing more from the car seat and throwing the finished ones at the driver (he deserves it, he's a little liar).
By bottle 3 I felt like I was going to explode, but I was only on 10 seconds.
40 more to go, I can do this.
I chug and chug as the seconds pass, determined to beat the world record.
DING DING DING!
The timer was up.
23 bottles in one minute.
Wow.
I am a different breed.
I want to get up and celebrate, but there is something stopping me.
If i move a muscle, i will throw up.
Wait.
Nevermind.
I'm going to throw up anyway🥰
BLEUGEHH.
I vomit all over the seats and the floor.
Lovely.
After throwing up all my cereal, I'm rather hungry.
I begin scavenging the car compartments for food, and to my surprise, there is a huge bucket of hummus.
Yum 😋🤌
The driver looks back at me and goes pale at the sight of my vomit.
The car abruptly stops.
"SHES THROWN UP ON MY LEATHER SEATS THE BITCH, SOMEONE HELP ME"
The driver yells as he scrambles to get out the car. He turned child safety lock off and began to yell at me "how could you do that to my seats, get out of my car!".
I leave the car very confused as the driver is running up and down the motorway flapping his arms about yelling, "MY POOR LEATHER SEATS!" .
I realise i'm going to be here for a while so I decide to go for a little stroll.
Conveniently there was a foot path to my right, perfect.
I head into the footpath while the one direction song is still playing at full volume out of the now abandoned limo, lovely.
About 10 minutes into my stroll I come across a murky green pond. It looks poisonous and deadly but it also looks very swimmable and fun.
Fuck it.
I'm going in.
