Borblespunk was an extremely ugly baby. Many people that his parents offered to hold him either respectfully or disrespectfully declined the offer. Borblespunk had an odd fascination with large hats, baked goods and guns.
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Borblespunk is now four, and is getting ready for his first day of school.
"Don't forget your lunchbox!" Cork reminded Borblespunk as he was rushing out the door towards the bus.
"Love you honey!" Farfetchle yelled.
Borblespunk has an older brother, Piss-sizzle and an older sister, Cumbleguzzle. Piss-sizzle would pick on Borblespunk out of jealousy, since his parents had been somewhat ignorant to him ever since they had Borblespunk. As for Cumbleguzzle, she is very close with Borblespunk.
"Have you got everything you need?" Cumbleguzzle asked Borblespunk.
"Yes, big sis!" Borblespunk exclaimed.
The bus was just pulling up as they reached the end of their driveway. They live in a small town called Bawltorcher which has a very small population, so their driveway is fairly large.
"Mernin to ya!" The kind bus driver exclaimed.
"Hi fat" Piss-sizzle screamed as he threw a wrench at the bus driver's head. The bus driver landed on the steering wheel as he was knocked out cold. Blood started spurting all over the bus windows.
"Omg silly goose!" The kid at the front of the bus chuckled.
The bus driver's momentum of him falling forward caused his foot to slam on the gas pedal and the bus jolted forwards down the fairly steep hill.
"Oh my god we're going to crash!!" The kid at the front of the bus screamed as Borblespunk and his siblings were shot to the back of the bus from the jolt of speed, hitting every seat on the way back.
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After a few hours of the bus catapulting down the road, a pebble lodged under the front wheel, which caused the bus to halt to a stop. The force of the speed that the bus was previously reaching caused the back end to fly in front and send the bus into a spin mid-air.
"This is lowkey aesthetic" Cumbleguzzle snickered.
As the bus crashed on its ceiling, most of the children were catapulted into the nearby ocean. It was a stormy day, so there were some deadly whirlpools forming.
"Piss-sizzle, Cumbleguzzle, where are you guys!"Borblespunk screamed as he reached the surface of the water. He had hit his head, although he was still conscious. Suddenly, he felt a harsh tug yank him down to the bottom of the ocean. He fought to stay afloat, but he blacked out from the lack of oxygen.
