Aether x Xiao oneshots {𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃}

Pasta Prank

Prank explination:
  You have two pieces of dried pasta in your mouth on the sides where your teeth are. You ask someone to crack your back, (or you pretend to hit something) then bite down on the dried noodles. It makes a cracking sound

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Aether popped two pieces of pasta into his mouth, making sure to leave enough room to talk normally. He then ran over to Xiao who was cleaning his jade spear from his previous encounter with some hilichurls. He was very focused with the cleaning, but he still looked calm while doing so.

A: "Hey hun, can you help me with something really fast? Right after you can go back to cleaning it won't take long."

X: "sure, what is it you need help with?"
Xiao cast aside his spear, setting down gently beside him.

A: "I just need help cracking my back."

X: "You can't do that yourself?"

A: "no! I'm not strong enough. Just push your hand down on my lower back or something. Pleeaseee?"

X: "What if you get hurt? You're still a fragile human afterall"

A: "It's fine it's fine. Just do it for me"

Xiao simply nodded his head. And Aether laid down onto his stomach. Resting his head in his arms.

X: "uhm, are you ready?"

A: "yep"

Xiao held Aether's shoulder and traced his hand down to his lower back. He then opened his palm and push down, applying a little pressure.

  *Crack*

A: "Agh ow" the blonde began. He collapsed to the ground holding his side as though it's been broken.

X: "A-Aether, I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I tried to be gentle and didn't know how much pressure to apply. H-hold on stay still don't move I'll find help"

Xiao was panicking thinking he had just broken his lover's bones, he was about to use his anemo energy to teleport away Aether grabbed into his hand tightly

A: "Wait Xiao, I'm okay I'm okay, it's just a prank!"

The adeptus looked at the boy confused

X: "A prank? I don't know if such a thing, you are injured you should stay down until I get help"

A: "Xiao it's fake I pretended to be injured to see your reaction. Sorry"
He flashed him an apologetic smile

X: "It wasn't very funny. I thought I hurt you. You made me worried"
His tone was stern with a twinge of hurt, but mainly just anger

A: "I know, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you"

Let's just say, he did indeed make it up to him. But in the morning he felt as though his spine actually was broken

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Sorry for not updating in like forever. I've run out of ideas/concepts ;-; pls give me suggestions 😭🙏