ndrv3 chatfic because fuck originality

fuck originality im bored as hell

kaito:
what if we change our usernames into our secrets

tsumugi:
cliché

kokichi:
cliché (2)

kaito:
its not like you have any other ideas stfu

shuichi:
as long as the secrets arent all that bad...

kaito:
thank you sidekick

kokichi:
ok first of all he aint the sidekick you are

kaito:
sorry cant hear you

kaito changed the usernames of all members.

made an exploding dildo:
what the fuck are you saying im getting beauty sleep here

has a thing for barbed wire:
the fact i know who you are makes me a wanna cry,,

made an exploding dildo:
i know you liked it

has a thing for barbed wire:
i did NOT!
also i absolutely do not like barbed wire!!

tried to fly once but fell and broke their arm:
sounds like a lie

once used hair conditioner on their underwear:
lmao who tf broke their arm

used to be a crossdressing child-actor:
...kokichi is that you?

once used hair conditioner on their underwear:
oh fuck

once used hair conditioner on their underwear changed their username to kokichi

used to be a crossdressing child-actor:
kokichi why would you do that
also was it my hair conditioner

kokichi:
maybe

made an exploding dildo:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THE FUCKING CUCK USED HAIR CONDITIONER ON HIS UNDERWEAR DAMN IDIOT

kokichi:
you just exposed yourself

made an exploding dildo:
...
does anyone wanna try the dildo

dreamt of being the ultimate magical girl:
no.

made an exploding dildo:
your loss🙄

made an exploding dildo changed their username to miu

miu:
who else is gonna turn out to be an idiot like koheehee

scraped their knee and dipped it in alcohol:
me

miu:
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

kokichi:
stop laughing at everything omfg

scraped their knee and dipped it in alcohol:
DONT LAUGH AT ME
I DIDNT KNOW ITD DO THAT

helped someone sneak drugs into an airplane:
You may as well have done research before taking action.

had their guacamole drugged while on an airplane ride to the us:
who tf snuck drugs in an airplane
....
SO IT WAS YOU
SHUICHI EXPOSE THEM

kokichi:
are you expecting shuichi to reveal himself or some shit

had their guacamole drugged while on an airplane ride to the us:
maybe

kokichi:
WOW youre horrible at this rantaro

had their guacamole drugged while on an airplane ride to the us:
you know i hate you

kokichi:
nishishi

had their guacamole drugged while on an airplane ride to the us changed their username to rantaro