Robbing banks, stealing cars, and breaking into houses. That's a normal day's work for a regular criminal.. but not for these four! They've taken up this lifestyle only to fail and fail again.. Their biggest enemy? Themselves. They can't seem to get...
So we ended up going to prison. That's all I can say. It was pretty boring. We had to go through the trial process thingy.. Not a fan of it- And we were all sentenced to 20 years in this dump, with Frank getting an extra 2 years under the charge of "Child Punting"...
Why is that even a charge?
{Marcus's POV}
We were all put in the same cell so that the guards could watch us closely.. Not gonna lie, that was a terrible idea. Frank smells like a toilet. No offense, but you do.
Frank: I'm bored— What do we do?
Chuck: Why don't we get our minds off this? Tell us about that one game you played, Mark!
Marcus: I played this game called "Civilization Ruler III" and you can control your own country and stuff..
Frank: Y'know, I once blew up a nation and killed everyone.
Chuck: I still remember your face after doing that- "OHH MY GOD I JUST DID THAT AHAHAHAHAH"
Frank: It was pretty funny-
Delta: That's great and all, but don't you guys want to get outta here? And where's Daniel?
Frank: UHH-
Chuck: Who cares? We can talk about anything we want without that sack of potatoes here to boss us around-
Delta: Just wanted to make sure he's ok-
Frank: Riiiiight.
Chuck: Guys, I want to truly say this. As long as nothing bad happens in the next three seconds, we will be best friends forev—
-hammer breaks the wall open-
Chuck: WHAT THE -BLEEP-?!
Frank: Quick! Let's get outta here through that conveniently made hole!
-helicopter lands near the wall-
Daniel: Hey guys! Broke out of my cell- And stole this thing!
Marcus: Cool! Can we get a ride?
Daniel: Yeah! Hop in!
-cops rush outside-
Cop: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Daniel: WELL WHY NOT?
Cop: BECAUSE- Uh- THAT WOULDN'T BE VERY NICE!
Daniel: WELL I DON'T DO NICE THINGS! SEE YA LATER, SUCKER! HAHA!
Cop: NOOOOO!
-other cops start shooting-
Frank: Go faster! They're sending out more choppers!
Daniel: THERE'S NO GAS PEDAL ON HERE, OK? I'M TRYING-
Chuck: WELL TRY HARDER!
-helicopter speeds away-
Police Chief: GET THEM! SEND OUT THE ENTIRE FORCE!
-chopper noises-
Frank: Welp- We can't stick around here much longer! What do we do?
Daniel: Simple- We fly far away to where they can't see us, and we rob another bank. Then we can live the rest of our lives secretly being rich on a mountain that-
Frank: .-.
Delta: Why don't we live like outcasts for a bit? Maybe it'll throw them off our trail-
Chuck: Good idea!
Delta: Then we can move on to higher-scale heists! Seems simple, right?
All, except for Delta: Yep. Seems pretty easy.
Delta: Did we already lose the cops?
Marcus: Well there was a donut shop down there- And we all know cops can't resist donuts..
Delta: Nice!
Daniel: Great plan, but I have something to say—
Chuck: Which is?
Daniel: We're...
Delta: ???
Daniel: We're out of gas.
Frank: WHAT?!
Daniel: I NEVER REFILLED IT- I JUST HAD TO GRAB THE CHOPPER AND GO-
Delta: BUT WE'RE RIGHT OVER THE DESERT-
Daniel: I KNOW-
Frank: AAAAAAAA
Daniel: HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS-
-the helicopter descends to the ground and catches fire-
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Word Count: 548
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what will the gang do to carry on with their plan? are they realizing their mistakes as criminals? find out in the next chapter of...
CRIMINAL CHAOS!!!
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