Robbing banks, stealing cars, and breaking into houses. That's a normal day's work for a regular criminal.. but not for these four! They've taken up this lifestyle only to fail and fail again.. Their biggest enemy? Themselves. They can't seem to get...
Me and Daniel raced over to where I heard the boom. First we were blinded- But from what?
Delta: AH! MY EYES! Daniel: WHAT THE HECK IS OVER THERE?
Frank: Daniel? Delta?
Daniel: Frank? What are you doing here?
Frank: Well Chuck had to pee so he went over this sand dune to do his business- But then he found this! Delta: What is it?
Frank: It's a huge truck, filled with lots of goodies! We even found some ATV'S over here! Daniel: Ooh! Let's check it out!
We found lots of loaves of bread, some water, and a WHOLE LOT OF GOLD.
Frank: So there's also that little village right there- -points to a structure- But we haven't explored that yet. Chuck: Oh hey guys! Back from your cuddling session— Marcus: SHUT IT CHUCK- Hehe- He said nothing.. Daniel: I swear if you talk about it ONE more time.. Chuck: I won't, I promise- Marcus: -aggressively writes fanfic-
Daniel: So, should we explore that village? Frank: Yeah!
???: Not so fast! Daniel: Huh? ???: You think you can just come in here, and take all my stuff? Daniel: This is yours? ???: Yes it is! Now scram! Frank: But we stole it fair and square! ???: Wha- Daniel: Give it back, Frank! Frank: NO! IT'S MINE! Daniel: FRANK! THAT IS AN ORDER! HAND THE LOOT BACK! Frank: NO! ???: ... -draws revolver- Give me the gold. Now.
Frank: NO! IT'S ALL MINE! NOT YOURS!
???: ...
Frank: ...
???: Boys! We have a -Bleep- on our hands! Get him!
Gang Members: Yes ma'am!
???: And leave the rest alone. Just the fat one.
Frank: HEY! IM NOT THAT FAT!
Thug: YES YOU ARE! NOW HAVE A TASTE OF MY FIST!
Frank: Wha..?
-SMACK-
Thug: All done. He didn't even resist.
???: Good. Now- All of you. In here.
Daniel: Ok..?
-they all walk into a little structure-
???: So. Introduce yourselves.
Daniel: I'm Daniel- This is Delta- And those two dummies are Marcus and Chuck.
???: Good to meet you all. You can call me Abigail.
Daniel: Nice to meet you. Uh- What's gonna happen to Frank?
Abigail: The fat one? Well, we'll just keep him in that cell over there- You're welcome to stick around as long as you return the gold.
Daniel: We'll return it all- We're actually stranded because we were running from the cops-
Delta: And you stole a chopper with no gas-
Daniel: Heh- Yeah-
Abigail: We can help you get back on your feet- As long as you do us a little favor-
Delta: Anything! What can we do?
Abigail: Well.. There's a huge museum packed with goodies.. We were gonna head out there for one big heist.
Delta: Ooh! I've always wanted to do one!
Abigail: Great! That's my favor. Complete the task with me, and I'll send you all in your way. Or..
Daniel: ?
Abigail: Once you've done the deed, we could partner up..
Daniel: We'll think about it later. When's the heist?
Abigail: Tomorrow, at midnight. We're gonna go out on our ATV'S and dune buggy's to the museum. After we do all that, we're gonna cash in all our stuff for a load of cash!
Daniel: Sounds awesome!
Abigail: Good- Now get some rest. I'll show you around tomorrow.
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Word Count: 538
THREE CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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WHAT THE LITERAL HECK WHY IS THIS ALMOST MY MOST POPULAR STORYYYY
I POSTED THIS BOOK YESTERDAY AND IT'S CURRENTLY AT 41 READS
quick a/n: I'll do some sort of celebration for fifty reads- Q&A?
