Izuku The Shinobi Hero

Chapter 18.5 Joke Chapter

Let's take a break from Heroics and stuff while we look at something more "peaceful".

(Turn time to the past while we look at Itachi, older brother of Sasuke attempting to make the best eggs ever.)

(3rd POV)

Itachi the Twelve year old wakes up and he is home alone so he decides to cook. He turned on the stove, put a pan and added a bit of Oil (For Cooking not for cars). He grabbed an Egg and started to scramble it for about Five minutes and looked at it seeing it isn't done he continues for a while more until it is fully cooked. He tries it but finds it not the best so he tries again but with Sunny Side up eggs. He cracked another egg and started cooking it. He tried it again and still tried again. He started to use a one tomoe sharingan and tried countless tries to the point that the floor was covered with plates and he continued going on and on with no end in sight. He cooked more and more. He eventually ran out of eggs and Itachi decided to chase a chicken until he was able to obtain one himself. He tried again but did feel like he had it just yet.

(Returning to modern day)

The Itachi in UA awoke as it was in the morning. He got up and went down stairs. It was sunday so no school. He went to the Kitchen and started to make some sunny side up eggs. He tries them and he doesn't find them good enough. He tries again, watching videos of how to make the best egg while cooking eggs he goes on and on until it turns Seven. Iida came down to see the table filled with eggs sunny side up. "I MUST ASK MIDORIYA WHY HAVE YOU COOKED SO MANY EGGS!" "..." Itachi didn't hear Iida as he only was thinking about cooking Eggs. Eventually the Two cartons of eggs were empty and an uncontent Itachi. He put on his Akatsuki Robe and went to buy six cartons of eggs and returned. He started to cook again as more and more people awoke.

 "Midoriya?" Asked Todoroki, seeing a Man usually chilled was very focused and wasn't like this. He was also ignored as Midoriya was cooking with multiple pans and could only see one thing. EGGS. Momo walked down the stairs smelling a lot of food. She was confused but was explained by Iida and Todoroki that he was going at this for a while now. She knew that he wouldn't stop so she let it be.

 Everyone eventually came and Iida started to question Midoriya's sanity since he was going at it for at least three hours. Tensei saw it as normal and he had a clone of Midoriya to train with and Midoriya stood there with his eyes and whenever someone tried to eat the Eggs they would see Eyes start to open in the eggs yolk creeping the hell out of them. Aizawa was called but didn't do anything since he simply did not care enough to interfere.

 Eventually, Midoriya snapped out of this Egg problem as he had over a dozen cartons of eggs, multiple oil bottles, and other stuff. He made actual food and served everyone. He was still somewhat wanting to start again so he went to a house he owned and started to cook there and it got to a point were he spent the entire day cooking Eggs and he remembered the party that he did for Yumi.

(flashback to Yumi's Birthday Party)

They celebrated the party at their house where Yumi's parents were and Itachi bought her a double layered chocolate cake and a lot more like Expensive food to the point that the food was more than the cost of houses. She also had a very Expensive Necklace. She wasn't used to these things but was happy. They watched everything they wanted and other stuff. She was so ahead because of Itachi's Eye techniques.

(Back to Eggs)

He cooked Eggs whenever he had the chance to and Itachi start to give the food to the poor and did other things and was improving his Eggs quality and made the eggs very carefully and liked his eggs more crispy and was able to make farmers thrive off of Itachi's Egg cooking addiction and told no one was trying to stop him. He cooked just whenever he could and would leave a clone to do it for him when he was doing hero work. Yumi knows about what Itachi does but doesn't do anything about it. After a while he made what he called the perfect Egg and then ate it. The Itachi from long ago was never able to achieve the perfect Fried Egg.

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A/N

The other part will come out soon this was for fun.