*IronStrange* {OneShots}

❤️Naughty Texting❤️

[Narrator's Pov]

The Avengers were having a meeting, about a next mission, someone is threatening to take over the world etc.

Most of the members were listening except for two.

Of course Tony never usually pays attention in meetings such as this but Fury's voice just gets on his nerves sometimes.

However, this is shocking for the supreme sorcerer as he is one of the most important people who can protect reality and even he is not listening.

The two are just both on their phones secretly as they occasionally try to seem that they are indeed listening to the meeting.

T:

Hey, hotshot~I'm bored and I'm shaking for bacon.

S:

Anthony, we are in a meeting and right beside each other only a few feet away.

The two took a quick glance at each other as some as the others weren't stupid on what these two are doing.

T:

So what? Stephenie~ I saw you looking at your phone for the past 5 minutes or so urging you to text me and you doing it now.

S:

This isn't funny Stark. Ok...yes I do have to admit I was thinking that but this was your idea in the first place!

T:

And you agreed to it so successful for me.

S:

And what do you mean 'shaking for bacon?'

T:

You know exactly what I mean Stephenie~

S:

Anthony...after last night your limping today~ and stop calling me Stephenie otherwise there will be consequences and something may break in you.

T:

Oooo doctor~ getting horny now are we?

S:

Alright, Anthony...stop this behaviour we need to concentrate right now.

T:

Aw, no fair says you, hypocrite.

The two realised they were getting stared at because you know when Fury stops talking it's because: A) He knows that someone is not listening or B) He finished now there's no way he would finish that quickly.

"Stark, Strange. Is there something you would want to add or have you not been listening to what I have said at all?" The silence quickly went as Fury questioned the two raising one eye bow.

"No captain" Tony joked as the others rolled their eyes.

"Stark" Rogers knew something was going on between the two.

Fury took the shorter's man phone as he does some magic to get up on the screen.

"Fury I swear to fucking god this is invading privacy I can send your ass to prison!" Tony was starting to get nervous now and he NEVER gets nervous.

Strange however was good at hiding being nervous but this time he began to rub his hands.

"Stark, stop acting childish we are finding out what you two have been doing-" Fury has his mouth wide open as he checks the messages.

"Wow, I wasn't expecting to see this today" Natasha kept a straight face trying not to laugh at the couple.

"Stark, I know you can act like this but Strange this is quite shocking to see from you!" Fury walked out.

Stark bursts into laughter as he thought Fury would kick their ass out of the ship or something.

Stephen however did not like how they have been caught.

"And that's my cue to leave" He opened a portal.

"Aw Strange wait! I'm sorry!" Tony wheezed.

"Alright Stark, enough" Rogers grabbed him as Bruce and everyone else was just silent.

"No no but Fury's reaction it's like a 3-year-old being told they can't play!" Tony couldn't stop laughing as the other avengers decided it was their time to leave too.

Just leaving Tony and Steve and the captain left to as he was just Tony laughing to himself as he finally stopped and realised.

"Where did everyone go?" He scratched his head as he shrugged and looked in the cupboards as he found his secret alcohol that nobody knows about.

A/N: This wasn't my idea I had the other day but now sadly the idea I had I think I lost it but I might get it back soon? Who knows.