Hinata- wake your ass up
Yachi- Bitch I'm up
Kageyama- Bitch I'm up
Yams- The Fuck
Tsuki- The hell sho it's 3 in the fucking morning
Hinata- I know but I got a problem .
Kageyama- what's the problem babe
Hinata- there's somebody in my home
Yachi- call the cops
Yams- no stay in your room
Tsuki- Go see who it is problem solved
Hinata- I'm going
Kageyama- shoyo no they could have a weapon
*Hinata is offline*
Kageyama- I swear on Asahi's Jesus looking ass if my Bf is dead cuz of you Kei I'll kill you
Tsuki- you can't kill me hoe
Yama- No Tsuki can't for
*Hinata is online*
Hinata-guys it was just Nastu she had wine up and got some water
Yachi- who
Kageyama- His little sister
Tsuki- Now That's over GO TO FUCKING BED
Hinata- No
Yachi- No thank I'm a owl I don't sleep til day time
Yams- that means your not in our crow family if your an owl
Kageyama- No you're a crow Akkashi and Bokuto are owls and owls are dumb anyway crows are cool
Hinata- nah uh Bokuto-san is super cool and he's and owl
Tsuki- STOP TALKING ABOUT OWLS AND CROWS OR I AM GONNA DISOWN ALL OF YOU
Yachi- 😒 didn't you disown us last week Kei
Tsuki- GO.TO.BED.OR.ELSE.
Yams- Good night y'all
Hinata- GN
Yachi- Night guys
Kageyama- Good night and Fuck you Kei Tsukishima
5 hours later
Hinata-guys guys
Hinata-guys
Hinata-guys
Hinata- @ everyone
Tsuki- TF what do you want shrimp
Hinata- we all should hang out today
Kageyama- No
Tsuki- No
Yams- I wanna hang out
Yachi- me too
Hinata- Tobio Lei why don't you wanna gang out with me
Kageyama- 1 your annoying
Tsuki- 2 we hang out almost every other day
Kageyama- and it's 6 am and were all gonna see each other at practice shoyo
Hinata- those are stupid reasons
Tsuki- whatever
Yachi-omg
Kageyama- yachi what's wrong
Yachi- I'm on my way to school and the creepy man is following me
Hinata- Run
Tsuki- shoot him
Yams- if he touches you fight him
Kageyama- and kick him where it hurts
Hinata- wait Yachi I are you in coming
Yachi- alright
Hinata- guys Yachi is now on the of my bike but the man is still following is
Yachi- what do we do
Yams- peddle faster.
Kageyama- fight him
Tsuki- cuss him out
Hinata- he stopped following us and were at school now
Later
Kageyama- guys be and shoyo just fought three 3rd years
Yams- You did what
Tsuki-Did you win or lose
Hinata- We won duh
Yams- why did you get in the fight in the first place
Kageyama- some they were messing with Yachi
Hinata- they wanted get number and stuff Tobio told them to get list but they didn't
Kageyama- so me and sho beat the up
Tsuki- is Yachi ok
Hinata- shes own kags back crying telling him what happen
Tanaka- yes y'all are so bad ass
Noya- I'm so proud
Yachi- guys
Yams- we know yachi this isn't our chat
Ennoshita- so y'all on first name basis now
Suga- my baby can't have a boyfriend not yet
Kageyama- This your fault Hinata you should've never texted is
Hinata- oh so were doing last names now well Fuck you too
Asahi- y'all need Jesus in your lives
Yachi- what are we gonna do
Yams- I don't know
Tsuki- die
Hinata- but I don't wanna die
Kageyama- BOKE HINATA BIKE
Daichi- all of y'all are running 50 laps now get of line you too Yachi
Hinata- This is your fault Tobio
Tsuki- stfu it's all y'all fault expect for yams
Kageyama- simp
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Haikyuu one shots
Fanfictiona bunch of different ships and stuff if you have a request I'll try and make an effort to do it
