*the wee(e)kly meeting of girl group leaders*
solar : man, it is so hard being a leader
irene : you have three children. i have four
chorong : please, i have been dealing with my five children for over ten years now
jiu : impressive, but i have six kids
soojin : same
seungyeon : me too
solar : but didn't elkie-
seungyeon : WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT HERE
jihyo : *scoffs* ladies, i have eight children
*incoherent arguing ensues*
haseul : CAN EVERYONE PLEASE BE QUIET I HAVE TEN CHILDREN AND AN ANDROID TO LOOK AFTER AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THREE DAYS PLEASE HELP ME
everyone else: *slow claps*
