My name is Muckayeluh Winters and I'm such a loser. I have long blonde hair, with blue eyes, small waist, and a voluptuous arse. In other words I'm fugly. Today is my first day of school and I'm such a nerd. I put on my shit brown cardigan and my white shit stained trousers because I'm not like other girls.
I walk into school and i run into the most hottest guy ever. He is tall with black hair and green eyes. He's such a bad boy.
"What are you staring at fugly. Go read a book nerd." He yells as spit flies on my face. I think I'm in love.
"Stay away from Damien nerd!" Some blonde bimbo says as she pushes me into the trash can. Like who does she think she is stealing my future husband from me.
"Hey you! Yeah you with the blonde hair and cheerleading uniform. Leave me alone!" I yell as my retainer falls out of my mouth and onto the floor. The whole school goes silent. "Poot" my voluptuous arse says as a brown soupy liquid escapes from between my cheeks. My whole face goes red as I run out of the hallway holding my cheeks together. Everyone starts laughing and calling me "Sharty''.
Sometime passes and all of a sudden it's time for the assemby where I have to introduce myself.
"Everyone quiet down" said Principle Brown. "Guys please stop making fun of Sharty it's her first day. Sharty would you like to introduce yourself in front of everyone."
"No!" I shout while holding in my tears and sharts and runny out of the auditorium, "and my name is Mickaleyuh" I sit in a corner crying my tears out while staining the floor with my brown goo.
"Hey" says some random girl who is later going to become my best friend who breaks the rules and is always there for me but I abandon her for my peice of shit boyfriend that cheats on me and the popular girls that talk about me behind my back who always brings me clothes, "you look like you need a makeover"
Well this is gonna be interesting...
